Beer Can Hair and the PH of the Normal Vagina .....? Other Useless Items Included.

I must apologize to Doug at Waking Ambrose for my sophomoric response this morning. I was truly just trying to show off my advanced knowledge in the field of science as because I am anthropology and photography major people often don�t realize how brilliant I am. Back in the day I got a 5 on my AP chemistry and biology exams and I guess it was just one of those things�. I thought - acerbic, acid, low ph, ph of vagina being 4.5 it was just a normal response. Honestly. I read something this morning in which someone called their husband their spousal unit. Please, if I ever get married do not ever (shoot me first) let me call my husband "my spousal unit". Not that I am not fond of robots, but I want them to vacuum my house, clean my bathrooms, and drive me to the theater ( to see the Sex Pistols ) ; I don't want them to marry me. This actually made me laugh and cringe at the same time. I also, for some reason, felt sorry for the person who wrote that. The vision it brings to mind is not a pleasant one, at least not to me, and it�s sad(wrong) if people don�t see it that way; if it comes down to a unit or nothing I would rather be unit-less. I was bored the other night and the humidity was messing with my (straight when dry outside but curly when humid hair). Dear Matt suggested that he come over and take care of the problem, and as he has curly hair he felt he knew the solution. I was hesitant, he is a grad student at Brown in political science, but as he spent four years at Berkeley I decided to take the chance; so as non presumptive as I am about all gay men having some innate hair care ability I agreed.He brings over this jar of some kind of waxy stuff, tells me to wash my hair, I did of course; then he takes the blow dryer and heats up this jar waxy stuff until it is almost but not quite liquid , nice and emulsified. He then takes out these beer cans, and hair pins and proceeds to roll my hair up on the beer cans and the hair pins. The result was nothing more then some very straight, stiff wax coated hair in the shape of beer cans.All gay men are not natural hair stylists they just think they are. Random aim. Unknown faction: We�ve read your blog. Would you like to join our bandweblog ring. Me: I�m not a band. Unknown faction: It�s for poets too. Me: I�ve never been a poet. Unknown faction: but you like poets and musicians, like I said we read your blog. Me: Ah so you�re the web band blog CIA . Unknown faction: so what do you say? Me: I�m web ringed out is what I say Unknown faction: your loss Unknown faction: you�d make a good web band blog ring groupie Me: my loss This week, Eric Reeves, a professor at Smith College and an expert on Darfur, will be guest blogging at �The New Republic�. It is a week long crash course. Go read it. http://www.tnr.com/etc.mhtml?pid=2730 http://www.tnr.com/etc.mhtml?pid=2731 http://www.tnr.com/etc.mhtml?pid=2732 http://www.tnr.com/etc.mhtml http://www.tnr.com/ La storia si ripete