I'm off for a couple so Suck Some Mad Penis For Me.

I�m off for a couple of days, sadly only a couple of days because as hard as I tried I could not find anyone acceptable enough to take over my class next Tuesday;off to the mountains of the great state of NY. I will be deep in the mountains on a lake where I hear electricity has found its way but to which the concept of wireless, or even telephones, is unfamiliar. I'm slithering out in the middle of the night because although you may not know it I am a vampire; the use of the term " bite me" should have been a clue. (Sucks having responsibility and not being able to just take off for a week on a whim; how do you all do it?) Before I go: The President's picture: That is not the middle finger, it is an illusion of sorts caused by the way the photograph was taken; I swear it is not, as much as it would give me a great deal of satisfaction if it were. It looks like we are Roving in the wrong direction with the NYT journalist�s acts being scrutinized and appearing somewhat questionable. It�s a fucking shame I say but despite all that I still want red rover out of The White House. I pay for the upkeep of that place and feel I should have some say in this matter. Someone tevo The Bill Maher HBO thing a majiggy for me, take out the parts where he rags on about married people because although I am no fan of marriage as the institution it has become, and feel in some ways it has served it�s purpose and has no further use to the educated middle class, I feel he is too old to comment on it as if he is still a frat boy at Cornell and his portrayal of himself as a dog in perpetual heat gets boring. Don't drink and drive. I'm not kidding that pisses me off. Bloggers ARE good for something: At least that missing pregnant women in Philly got some air time. Typical goodbye of a twenty year old college student: Keep blogging bitches and suck some mad cock for me. Typical goodbye of a mature twenty year old future doctor of anthropology,world renown photographer, future Pulitzer Prize winner and potential secretary of state, (or at least ambassador to Iran), with her eye on the big house or at least the building with the dome : Keep blogging my fellow bloggers and get those lips around some liberal academic, free speech loving, socially just, Bush disdaining, anti nuclear, save the rainforest, not inclined to like pointy black boots, NPR listening, first amendment loving, blue(ish) cock for me. Sorry but a cock is a cock no matter how you look at it, if you have to look at it, and when you think about it no other word will do because who in the hell sucks mad penis? Don't answer that while I'm gone please because I don't care about what kind of penis you suck and hear enough of that nonsense at school. I have always felt that peoples penis sucking endeavors should be kept to themselves unless I ask. Keep Reading Keep Writing I�ll spam you all some more when I return. In case you�re worried. Oh Wow, it�s like middle school all over again. I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip


Anonymous Anthony said...

Nice site, keep blogging. Check mine out at http://anthonylemons.blogspot.com

7/30/2005 01:46:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

As always, a pleasure to read.

I don't really think we have much hope of losing Rove. Yesterday's Doonsbury says it all.

But who knows. Maybe we'll lose the Maybe one day the world will wake up and realize that its been able to fix its problems all along. Maybe one day Dick Cheny will finally fucking die

7/30/2005 02:15:00 AM  
Blogger thatoldsoul said...

I don't like penis. :(

7/30/2005 02:52:00 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Not so keen on sucking an angry Chenney, but I'd bitch slap him for ya! ;)

Hope the trip was enjoyable and relaxing.

7/30/2005 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous John said...

Ah but middle school was so much fun.

You're right, no one sucks mad penis.

Have fun in the mountains, have a samore(?sp) on me

I'm glad you haven't totally given in to the high road.

You make me laugh.

7/30/2005 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom said...

Hey! It is funny that you mentioned this, because as I type I am actually sitting her with this very angry and slightly insane cock. Does that count as Mad Penis, because if so, I am waiting �.
Enjoy the time off.
Rock on!

7/30/2005 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

All right you fellatio-instigating whippersnapper, what do you have against marriage? Comes in mighty handy when one has responsibilities like kids (which are not simply a drag on one's liberty, by the way).

7/30/2005 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

Cooper I had a comment planned and then I read these and it got lost somewhere.

But if Bil Frist can change his mind about stem cells, miracles can happen. (I'm taking the high road on this one, for now.)

7/30/2005 11:57:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Alice, can I just barbecue for you?

7/31/2005 10:40:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

You know, come to think of it, this could be an epidemic... a sort of Mad Penis Disease, in which case I would dissuade any oral caress of less-than sane genitals. Otherwise, my pants are now known as "The Asylum."

7/31/2005 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Theresa Z said...

Mad penis' are okay I guess, but when their really mad they spit and that's just bad manners. ;)

7/31/2005 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Jake said...

I never drink and drive.

I didn't think it was the president's middle finger anyway.

Is the reasoning behind asking others to suck blue cock for you ( or put their lips around)due to an abhorrence of the act yourself? I�m just curious because reading some of the stuff you have written I am never quite sure where you stand on that matter.

I don't think you want to go in that direction with this little journal of yours but I'm glad you lightened up for a day or so, you can be all serious and cerebral all the time it is not good for you and this keeps you grounded.

Have fun, I love the mountains and lakes, so quiet and so much time to think.

7/31/2005 03:34:00 PM  
Blogger Spatula007 said...

My god you're sexy. Keep it up, you word-whippersnapper.

8/01/2005 04:44:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

I have no experience at sucking mad penis, so I guess I cannot comment on such.

Were you typsy while writing this one?

Gotta love a girl that's not scared to use the word cock.

8/01/2005 03:14:00 PM  
Blogger breasier said...

Fear not, I shall do my part that the sucking continues, sugar!

8/01/2005 08:50:00 PM  
Blogger zydeco fish said...

All of these sucking comments are too much for me right now.

8/01/2005 10:15:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I�m not sure what got into me I obviously needed a couple of days away in the mountains, it was cooler and I cleared my head. I can start fresh and clean.

Anthony: thanks for stopping by.

Wombat: One thing is right he will eventually fucking die �curse you for such thoughts.:) There are a line of fascist clones behind him I fear; are you ready for a fight?

ThatOld Soul: good to know.

Weirdso: I could go on and on about my general feeling about it but that is a whole other post. I agree that in the society we live in presently if one has children you need to be married,( unless you are a celebrity , uber rich, or hold some other kind of notoriety), to prevent s certain stigma from becoming attached the children thus damaging them for life. My view is that if one�s religion requires them to marry, good go for it, otherwise provide some sort of legal entity that is not called marriage( just so the guy you live with does not steal all your money, your car or your computer. This is not the Stone Age and women do not need men to take care of them. I also have never understood why two people old enough to live together, sleep together, travel together have some ceremony where the bride�s father gives her away. I mean if you are old enough to do all that your father certainly shouldn�t have to be giving you away. It all seems so baseless to me. I won�t go on I have several papers on the subject but believe me you would fall asleep, my professor did I �me sure.

Sar: The trip was great and you can certainly bitch slap him I would never ask anything more in regard to Cheney, he has a red dick anyway.

John: Glad I make you laugh.

Rex: Take care of that slightly mad insane cock will you; not so much of a surprise to me that it is so.

Pia: lol

Doug: You can barbeque for me anytime.

Wombat: I can�t even respond to that because I can�t believe you wrote it.
Theresa: So I hear.

Jake: You write like a whole post in my comments. I don�t have to answer this is not the questions and answer period.
Spatula: How many blogs do you have?
MJ: I was not tipsy, so one can�t use the term cock unless they are tipsy?
As for you not having any experience sucking mad penis well�.I make no claims to any myself.

Breasier: I�m sure you will and give him a hug for me. Lol

Zydeco fish: I�m sorry; these people are totally out of control I know. I�m so sorry you stopped by when my house was such a mess.

8/01/2005 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Alice: Stigma, shmigma, and call it what you like, kids are work and an assistant comes in handy. Regardless of how much money one has, the ideal assistant cares about one and one's kids more than any one else in the world. When I was younger I thought like you, and my mom thought like you until she went off the deep end, but having seen the thing from various sides, I'd say it's not that one can't take care of oneself, but that one cannot take as good care of oneself and one's kid(s) outside of a good partnership as in it. Marriage does not necessarily mean the woman is dependent on the man. Have you ever seen a man after a divorce? Not pretty.
The giving away thing is certainly sexist and ought to be a choice, but when it came down to it, I couldn't deprive Dad of his moment in the ceremony, so sentiment won out over ideology. Of course, if my daddy had been Karl Rove, I would have felt differently.

8/02/2005 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

What about someone like me, who doesn't want to get married, doesn't want kids, but still wants a long term, committed relationship with a woman? I've lived alone for too long to give up my autonomy. Plus, whenever I try to sleep with a girl, my beard acts like velcro and I end up with a hairball by morning. I love to cuddle, but sleep, for me, is a solo act.

8/02/2005 10:22:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Exactly, no reason what so ever to get married in this day and age in your situation and that is just a fact. I am not sure marriage always has to mean loss of autonomy though my parents have managed fairly well in that department. Not having children one really does not need to be married. Other legal issues can be handled without marriage.

8/02/2005 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Marriage may be the backbone of society or the artifact of a primitive age. I know I'm not taking any chances.

8/02/2005 11:31:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Nah, I think one can use the word cock without the influence of alcohol. It just seemed so out of character for you. I picture you as a nice refined 20 year old and then all of a sudden you're whipping out cock and balls like there's no tomorrow :)

I too much prefer the word cock over any of its other terms.

Oh I forgot you aren't old enough to drink.

Damn, breasier has some legs.

Sorry, too much caffeine today.

8/02/2005 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Yes MJ, I see where you are coming from; the dichotomy continues I'm afraid if it be such. Surely in this day and age one is aware that the two are not mutually exclusive?
Scratch that, sadly maybe only women realize that.

8/02/2005 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

You have to admit that on some posts you sound like a college professor or at least one in the making and then you hit us all with the sucking mad penis post.

You should never have told us who your daddy was it has broken us.

Then there is that icon.

What are we to think?

Are you serious?

Are you laughing at us?

Marriage; I don't qualify comment on it.

8/02/2005 08:02:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

While I believe that it ideally takes two people to raise a child--really a village as their should always be a person of the opposite sex of the parent(s) around to get kids comfortable with people, and yes sexuality--tired--think I'm digging myself into a hole, I'm not sure that I believe in marriage anymore. On that note...

8/03/2005 12:36:00 AM  
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