Unsightly Body Scars and Who's your Daddy

This week is crazy. The waves have beat the silly putty out of me and I sit here full of abrasions and other unsightly body scars. It's ok I can take it. So, to the commmenter that called me a traitorous bitch and to that anonymous emailer that keeps asking �whose your daddy�. First it who�s your daddy but whatever. Don�t mess with me ya. "What's your name, who's your daddy?


Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Anon people suck monkey butts and spit gorrilla balls.

Fun images, huh?

I like the pictures.

7/19/2005 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Thanks for the good grammar.
Shouldn't there be some kind of advisory next to "continue reading"? I was glad I hadn't eaten and didn't have the children next to me when I saw those pictures!

7/19/2005 12:43:00 AM  
Blogger WonderCorky said...

whose your Corky?

isn't that a N'yorker term.. youse guys... whose your daddy...

what do I know.. I'm not really from anywhere...

sometimes I don't even think I exist....

but then.. how could I be so damn hot and not really exist?



7/19/2005 12:57:00 AM  
Blogger Ruben said...

What a lovely face!

7/19/2005 01:25:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Gotta vote with Ruben. While you're correcting it's treacherous bitch, I believe. Weirsdo'll know.

7/19/2005 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Traitorous would have been fine.

7/19/2005 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger thatoldsoul said...

Pictures need more photoshop. I'll post how they should look later.

7/19/2005 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My burning question answered. Not I know why you are so contentious;
with daddy like that who could help it.

7/19/2005 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous jake said...

That was me what is wrong with this blogger comen thing. It sucks.

7/19/2005 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Coyote: Anonymous people can be funny though even though I hate the weird ones. If they are going to be freaky I'd rather have their name.

Weirdso: I am definitely not the queen of grammar. I'm glad you hadn't eaten as well.

Wondercorky: Interesting name. I don't think it is a N Yorker term; maybe a middle school term. It seems different when spoken anyway. I bet you do exist;just a guess.

Ruben: Thanks, makeup does wonders.

Doug: The person was definitely in to the traitor thing. Treacherous, I like that better it sound so spy like.

thatoldsoul: Actually one of my students did those. I gave her my brother�s old laptop and loaded some stuff on for her as she does not have a computer of any kind, and has always had to use the library. I think she did ok not having had much use of photoshop before. Obviously she is not paying attention in class though as she did do them in class. It is an art class and all she does is take pictures, (with my camera), and play with the computer. She is a wicked sixteen year old; I will have to castigate her when I see her this afternoon.
I would have played with them myself but frankly that kind of stuff irritates me. Feel free old soul but do not attach nude bodies to the face please I have a reputation to maintain. You could attach your body to my face for some kind of semi freak. We could go on tour.

7/19/2005 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

Great pictures!
Am giving up political blogging; can live with the names but the character assasiantion, no, no, no.

By tonight it will be around certain circles in the net that I'm a mafia whore!

Did that story for me because it makes me laugh--stupid I know but hey...

7/19/2005 01:04:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

That's funny. I hope everything works out well for your dad. I was always very certain that Rove was a virgin, guess I'm wrong. Next time you see him, rub that shiny bald head for me.

And dear God, you're hot as hell.

7/19/2005 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger Jack Burden said...

Right wingers really seem to be into the whole traitor thing. A few weeks ago, some congressman accused Bill Maher of "treason" because he made a joke about the Army's recruiting problems.

Hey, if we didn't question authority, we'd still be an English colony. Morons...

Anyway, I think "seditious" is another good "traitor"-type word. It's "treason"'s sexier cousin.

7/19/2005 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous John said...

"Girl,girl,girl," he says shaking his finger at her. Never post your picture to the internet; you told me that. Last time you did that you ended up with a stalker extraordinaire I believe.

Don't even pretend you don't know how you look.

Does your brother know you are giving away his laptops?

Castigate: only you would use that word in everyday conversation.
So close to castrate it's not funny.

I think you like those body boarding scars because they give you a feeling of accomplishment.

You don't look at all like your Daddy.

I only check these once a week so don't get your panties in a knot.
You know the panties that women wanted to look at when she as pretending to want to look at your belly button bar.

7/19/2005 02:28:00 PM  
Blogger W. S. Cross said...

I stopped allowing anonymous comments on my site. Just too much of a hassle. I'll take you scratched up, Darling, don't you worry about it!

7/19/2005 03:19:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

pia: thanks, ah don't give up political blogging, but yeah I've already gotten a couple of calls from the city and the word is out on the street about you.

MJ:I hope they put the f--k-r in jail but we know that won't happen but maybe Iraq would be a good place for him. You can tell I'm not all that close to daddy. I don't rub daddy's head he forbids it, I always figured he had to pay to get things rubbed anyway.
You're right it's hot in hell.
Jack: I do love Maher even though sometimes he reminds of a middle schooler that did not grow up, he is right eighty eight percent of the time with the other twelve percent being the part I want to smack.
I like the word seditious as well, incendiary is another favorite.

John: yes my scars = accomplishment. You may be right on the castigate part.
Cross: I get more anonymous emails than comments. Thanks for accepting me scars and all.

7/19/2005 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger DLAK said...

I saw a catapilar smoking a bong once, but that was in the 70s.

7/20/2005 07:30:00 AM  
Blogger sage said...

I'm sorry to learn that Karl Rove is your daddy. I was thnking he was the reincarnation of Joseph Goebbels


Cute pictures.

7/20/2005 08:17:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

well if Karl Rove is your daddy, then that makes you a blood traitor as well

Also, I love the word castigate. Its one of those "big words" that you can use in casual conversations with relative ease. I've been trying to come up with such uses where floccinaucinihilipilificate has as good a ring, but nothing so far

7/20/2005 06:15:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

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7/20/2005 06:36:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I am rather used to floccinaucinihilipilification when describing my Daddy, ( see post), but again it�s floccinaucical as he is a floccinaucity in our family.

7/20/2005 06:36:00 PM  
Blogger Asian Lep said...

That's a song... what's your name... who's your daddy... is he rich...

7/21/2005 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

Lovely daddy and lovely post, but I'm more concerned about how your beer can straightening turned out, Cooper. Do you have the golden locks, reminiscent of bars and hops, that you have always wanted?

7/21/2005 01:38:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

How about acerbic? arch?

7/21/2005 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Asian Lep: yeh yeh. Time of the Season by the Zombies or something like that; an old mating song.

Mo Jo: Put it this way all gay men can not do hair even if they happen to be a graduate student at Brown. (That should have been my first clue) but we�ll save that for my next post�. maybe.

Doug: I did my best.

7/21/2005 02:34:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Your best is too good for me. I was referring to this comment: "I like the word seditious as well, incendiary is another favorite."

7/21/2005 03:11:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

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7/21/2005 04:02:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

uh oh, you sound like my father when he gets a little perturbed with me.

I take my medicine and apologize but have to go to the gallery for a few hours and will address my faux pas later.

If you must send me to " Cyberia" I understand.
I honestly think the humidity is getting to me.

7/21/2005 04:02:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

I sound like Karl Rove?

I love you and only want whats best for you. Traitorous, seditious, acerbic and arch little old you. Please see someone about you "condition."

7/21/2005 07:27:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

It scares me how slow I am. I went back to work and finally got "Cyberia." That's funny.

7/21/2005 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

I figured you'd get it in the first millisecond as it's a millisecond type of thing.

7/21/2005 09:32:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Most millisecond kinds of thing take me a few minutes.

7/21/2005 11:13:00 PM  
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