Hot Tennis Bodies and Ann Coulter Put in the Trash

You're all feel free to check out my article at Blog Critics.

That is where Ann Coulter comes in, not to be deceptive with my title or or anything. That doll picture isn�t mine those editors are so creative; I should have thought of it though with all the training I have had from The Pansi Files. I�m not posting it here because I want to save you all the hassle of reading it twice. Yesterday was nice at the US Tennis Open; we only stayed for a couple of early games because I had to get home,but we hope to see a few more at the end of the week. I�ll be back in the city for good by Friday at the latest because I plan to catch more of the Open; you know when the really hot guys, the ones with staying power, are out there. I�m going to play tennis with my old boyfriend from high school right now, he happens to have moved up here because he transferred to Brown this year and as I haven�t seen him in two years I figured why not. This could suck, but only because he will most likely beat me. I'll be back to spew more gossip and sexy cock talk later. ;) Kidding.


Anonymous Jake said...

I'll be back for the sexy cock talk.
Have fun playing tennis, I like looking at the blonde chick , the one that doesn't play much any longer..oh there is another blonde who is pretty hot. I'll have to watch me some tennis this week.
I'll go over and check out the article.

8/30/2005 05:01:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

That was a good article, Alice. Well done. Kept it clean, too, I see. Have fun at tennis. Kick his ass.

8/30/2005 09:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Good article....and good riddance to Coulter. I like Tony Snow but Coulter is just a hate-mongering bigoted nut. I wish they would draft her scrawny ass and ship her to Iraq where she could fight alongside all those rightwingnuts gallently defending our freedom.

Looking forward to the sexy cock talk. I like birds.

8/30/2005 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Good article and thanks for the mention. I am definitely tired of extremists who denigrate the respect for differences that makes decent social relations possible.

8/30/2005 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

I think that it bears mentioning that those of us on the other side need to know that taking the other side of the Crossfire desk doesn't make you any better than the fuckwad you're facing off.

Anyone who can hear their political views criticized and not get hostile is worthy of my respect.

8/31/2005 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous joe said...

What is the other side?

Nice essay Alice.

You can make cock a funny subject and then go and write like a grown-up.

I'm still reading and will be back for the cock talk also.

Make it pussy next time.

8/31/2005 02:43:00 AM  
Blogger transience said...

that was quite a read. good job, you.

8/31/2005 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous john said...

Nice work.

Your level headedness often precludes your rampant liberalism.

Do make it pussy next time for a change-up.

8/31/2005 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Jake: return as you wish.

Doug: Thanks. I wrote for Bloggers News network last spring and they changed all my words sometimes so this place appears better.

Jay: I like birds too.

Weirdso: Your welcome, still pisses me off they used that doll. Of course it is a advertisement but still....have you taught me nothing?

Esoteric Wombat: It's the not getting hostile that is the clue.
sadly there is way too much hostility these days and that tends to put up a wall.

Joe: Thanks, I don't do pussy.

Tran: Thanks. Last I saw you were on writing break, which is sad.

John: Like I said.

I'll be back to scroll through blog-land later this afternoon; I've got some last minute things to do before moving back. Don't hold your breath on the pussy post although I may be able to dig up something I have written on that subject in the past there is no new pussy news coming from this direction.

8/31/2005 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Alice, you put to voice ideas that I didn't even know I had. There is nothing wrong with rampant liberalism. Its more fun.

Personally, I've never really been able to watch any sport from beginning to end. Not even women's beach volleyball. For some reason, that always puts me to sleep after about 20 minutes :D

I did enjoy your article. I don't know who dug Coulter up out of the nothingness of whereever she is from, but she should be reburried. With a gag.

Ok, thats all from me. Thanks for giving me a place to vent my spleen.

8/31/2005 01:22:00 PM  
Blogger Rex Venom said...

Did he beat you? Or did he BEAT you ( I mean it only in a good way, of course�.)?
I like the things you write about. Interesting.
Rock on!

8/31/2005 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger sage said...

I have a friend whose husband gave her an Ann Coulter doll (I thought that would be grounds for divorce). Coulter is a good example of the old adage, "beauty is only skin deep." Good work.

8/31/2005 10:32:00 PM  
Blogger transience said...

your insights would do me good any given day of the week. i've linked you. just so you know.

8/31/2005 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great write over there.

Good stuff here too.

9/01/2005 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

where's your article?

9/01/2005 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

duh found it--great article

9/01/2005 11:02:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

I'm going to check out your article.

I'll lay money down that I can beat you at tennis.

9/01/2005 02:17:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Coyote:Welcome, vent anytime.

Rex: You're scaring me now.

Sage: ANN Coultre Doll. Horrors.

Tran: Awesome, your writing moves me and intimidates me at the same time.

MJ: Maybe , maybe not.

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