Boob - A -Thon: gratuitous title.

My computer is like a desk of old where I put all my letters and lock them up. My key is my password. I do not have to fold the letters and hide them in little nooks and crannies; I can store them in little theoretical folders. If the letters are hurtful or in anyway offensive I don't have to burn them; I just delete them to the black hole purgatory of cyberspace where the letters that have sinned must then remain until their cyberspace god deems them worthy or banishes them to cyberspace hell. The same place where Michelle Malkin and the Right Wing Nuthouse's stuff is going lately. My computer's like a desk of old. My password is the key The letters, true, I do not fold But they mean the same to me. It's extra nice, I must admit That I don't have to burn The acrid words that make me hurt To the D key I do turn. There is a black hole in cyberspace where all the ugliness goes; I am as sure of it as I am of Intelligent Design. ;) Random musings: I have heard that early on Pierre Bonnard painted his lover and future wife Marthe in various forms; as a child-women walking on sidewalks; in black stockings sexually spent on unmade beds. Later on it seems she was painted as a sexless plain and domestic fact. What becomes of life I say? Still time to join the bloggie boobathon. They take male precious bits as well so get out your camera and flick a few of your precious bits, your significant others precious bits. No precious bits under eighteen allowed. Takes three seconds. That acerbity comment on my last post was so not right Weird Bird. Interpol rocked; it was wise to choose a concert less than a mile from where I lay my head over a concert that requires train-age. I am nothing if not wise. Belief and social life in china anyone??? I thought not.


Blogger mojo shivers said...

I like the computer analogy to an old deak. I also like to think of computers as the new oral tradition.

10/03/2005 05:44:00 AM  
Blogger transience said...

the new oral tradition! that's nice. i never thought of that. and a password as a rite of passage.

10/03/2005 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous jake said...

I just may do that bloggie boob a thon.

It's true my computer is like that too. My grandfather has an old desk he locks up with all his old letters. He always complains that it's a shame that no one writes letters any longer. He has recently started using a computer as have a lot of his very old friends though.
The Delete factor is key.
I know not Interpol.

10/03/2005 08:50:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I just think I like the word "Boob-a-thon". I was wondering where those sinful letters went...who knew they had such an exsistance after their lives. I wonder what cyberspace hell is like.

10/03/2005 09:43:00 AM  
Blogger Graham said...

I wish there was a black hole in cyberspace where such things would go... and Michele Malkin would be a prime candidate.

I bet Interpol rocked, lol. Tell me more! :P.

10/03/2005 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous John said...

Didn't you see interpol last winter and then end up with a B on some paper due to it and swore you would never do such a thing again?

I only remember it because it was the first time you had talked to me on aim in like six months and you were really pissed off at yourself. I know how you hate those B grades coop.

Did you send in to the boob a thon?
I am wondering who wants to look at make boobs? I mean even gay men can't find them that attractive.

10/03/2005 11:58:00 AM  
Blogger zydeco fish said...

My desk is a disaster and so is my computer. The analogy holds.

10/03/2005 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

You know what is sad, I don't even know what interpol is. I have really got to get out more.

10/03/2005 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bonnard�s wife was a rather depressed creature and there in lies the difference between one thing and the other.

Interpol should be a staple in the diet of all cultural anthropologists - good going.


10/03/2005 01:03:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

My computer's like a closet. Lot's of clothes with or without me.

10/03/2005 07:44:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Moj: The new oral tradition. Not thinking like a Victorian gentleman.

tran: indeed

Jake: You know not Interpol? GASP

Leigh: I think that cyberspace hell at this time is run by google, they are trying to get as many people down there as possible.

Graham: Indeed they always do not to mention the fact that the lead singer is open to having various random babies with people. ;)

John:...maybe.... and maybe.

My desk is quite neat but my computers are a mess.

Chase: I believe you are correct on that at least from what we know , which is really not much as there were not computers for us to keep such records in. I agree about Interpol.

MJ: You do have to get out more, I am not sure they would be your cup of tea though.

Doug: That I do believe.

10/03/2005 09:41:00 PM  
Blogger OnShakedown said...

Wish I could have seen that interpol show.

Just curious, what did you say on Politacl Notio http://politicalnotio.blogspot.com/

it got deleted. I'm always curious to hear what gets censored.

10/03/2005 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Oh you mean when I said " MJ leave your family and run away with me to Greenland where we can solve the disappearing ice cap problem......."

My post is still there I just looked, wasn't mine I don't think, he has ever censored me even when I use bad words. Of course I am fabulously brilliant so why would he. eh?

Yeah it was an add on concert I think and good due to the venue being rather small.

10/03/2005 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Weird Bird said...

Each of us is the goddess of our own cyberspace. Bless me for I have sinned. Do not cast my comments into outer Darkness!

10/03/2005 11:45:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Actually, she posted her phone number.

Just kidding.

I didn't delete any comments. It was someone else who deleted their own.

I am going to have to look up this interpol group. I do keep up with sports, it's just pop culture that I have a hard time with.

Greenland, huh? Now you got me thinking...

10/04/2005 12:35:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Oh, I forgot to add that in two weeks I will be meeting John Malcovich (or however he spells his name). It should be a fun time. I thought Alice would enjoy the news.

His sister is a reporter for a local newspaper and John is coming in for a visit.

10/04/2005 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

weirdbird: You are my goddess role model even though that was still a very mean and acerbic thing to say.

mj: take pictures....I'm so jealous. He's mine mj leave him alone or better yet bring him to Greenland. ;)

10/04/2005 01:26:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I took a peek at the bloggie boobathon and it was very interesting. Have you submitted any of your precious bits to the cause? hehehehe I know I have some pics I could contribute

10/04/2005 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I have returned. What's this about your boobs?

10/04/2005 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Well certainly, I would not ask others to do so had I not. lol

A click is all it takes.

10/04/2005 05:50:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

It that kinda like "a little dab'll do ya?" :p

10/04/2005 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Jeez its been a long day...what I meant to say in proper english:

Is that kind of like "A little dab will do ya"?

10/04/2005 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Helen said...

I have several letters written, not mailed, stored in my computer. Somehow it feels so safe.

10/04/2005 07:51:00 PM  
Blogger finnegan said...

I often wonder if anything really disappears, be it analog or digital. I once learned that energy can neither be created nor destroyed. I also learned that everything is energy.

Better be careful what you to write before you write it is my guess.

10/07/2005 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

Can't believe that I hadn't read this; think it's your most beautiful post; poetic musings about your computer. I like that.

10/07/2005 06:37:00 PM  

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