10.28.2005

Murder, Mundane and Intentionally Simple for Witch Weekend

I will be here eventually to post something intentionally mundane so as not to tax everyone's squishy gray/grey matter prior to the weekend. In the meantime study up on THE GREAT PUMPKIN; there will be a quiz. For now I must help with the design and construction of a slutty widow costume as I am attending an event requiring me to present myself to the world as such. I was assigned this mission I did not choose it. I do take my assignment seriously and will carry it out to the best of my abilty. Murder in the Catskills after an episode of the sicks will be a test of my inner strength, but the genes of fortitude run in my family and the blood of Moll Flanders curses through my veins; all is good.

12 Comments:

Blogger Leigh said...

I am sooooo ready for the Great Pumpkin Quiz. Hmmm... I am sure your slutty assignment will go well and I trust you will give it all you have to complete this task.

10/29/2005 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

Murder in the Catskills sounds exciting.

I will have to study for the great pumpkin so take your time.
The comments from the last post will entertain.

10/29/2005 12:44:00 AM  
Blogger I.M. Dedd said...

I, too, am ready for the Great Pumpkin quiz. Or, rather, I will be after I watch it today.

Yes. I own it. Now you know something about me. :}

10/29/2005 08:31:00 AM  
Blogger Theresa Z said...

If you can avoid the whole indentured servant thing, you'll have a great time! ;)

10/29/2005 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Also the whole marrying your half brother thing.
I look forward to widow pics. "Her hair had gone quite gold with grief" (Oscar Wilde).

10/29/2005 03:22:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

I wish someone would give me a slutty assignment. *sulk*

10/29/2005 08:23:00 PM  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

Why do Inot link to you? I should and I will and then I'll be here more often.

10/29/2005 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous robotman said...

Moll Flanders ---- who knew.

Hope you make it out of the catskills alive.

10/29/2005 10:57:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

leigh: I couldn't think of a quiz. lol

bizman: it was awesome

dedd: i hope you enjoyed it.

theresa: i am definitley not into the indentured slave thing. ;)

weirdso: if i had seen that sooner i might have gone blonde for the night.

wombat: the raincoat....um...

ruk: i have no idea why you don't link me ruk, i love russian types and have had you linked for a very long time... i never whore for links though. :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Robotman: I'm alive.

10/30/2005 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

No quiz?!? Whaddaya mean, no quiz?!?

And what, exactly, does a slutty widow look like?

Sorry, in an inquisitive cheeky mood :-)

10/30/2005 06:58:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I trust that you will execute your assignment well.

10/31/2005 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger Graham said...

Unfortunately I know F all about the Great Pumpkin... slutty widow costumes however :), just the idea is pretty hot. Although most of the widow costumes I'm familiar with were worn perpetually by 80 year old Greek members of my family, and while they may have been the slutty, their rampant facial hair tended to preclude such thoughts...

11/01/2005 01:06:00 AM  

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