You Are a Child of the Universe

One Word: Midterms. You may wonder why I am out doing the streets, going to concerts and in general smacking off when I have things such as mid-terms. You may call me lazy girl; I often call myself that so you may as well. It is worth it to note; however, that I am totally ensconced in work most of the time, and this year I promised myself that I would not leave the entire world behind, and I have been fairly successful at this not leaving the world behind thing so far this year. I do get stomach aches when I know I have work that is not done, this is some curse of my family, my brother missed this curse but I think everyone else in my family, branching out in both directions, qualify for it. I am ignoring the stomach aches of guilt and going out anyway and it seems to be working well. Little men in my mind say congratulations you have crossed that divide, that invisible crack that has kept you prisoner these last two years ; be careful though as when that crack becomes a canyon you will not be able to get back. Little men in my mind So helpful at times; always keeping me straight. email:

I read all those blogs you link to I read your comments on those people blogs Your comments are tainted with sexuality
If you feel my comments in your blog are tainted with sexuality raise your hand. Before we get to the hand raising I want to make it clear that this ---> ;) is not a sexual expression. Breath in������ Avoid loud and aggressive persons they are vexatious to the spirit. Breath out���� Several people (I won't name those of you who emailed me with this particular question so as not to embarrass you) did not understand the post preceding the last one and thought it meant that my comments were gone for good. No Fear the comments are here. I am a comment whore in both directions even though my comments are not tainted with sexuality. Comments Have Returned to Wonderland or Not title and italized words from the Desiderata.


Blogger Amber said...

Yeah, midterms suck, and so does the Republican Party

10/19/2005 11:24:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Glad to see the comments back.

You do get some crazy emails Alice.

Sorry I haven't been around much. Traveling all over the place right now for work and I'm starting to get a cold too; so I have been crashing early at night.

I'm hoping by Monday to be back in shape. But midterms did suck, you are correct.

10/19/2005 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

tainted with sexuality? What the fuck is that about? Like its a hazard? An illness? Whoever said that, seriously there is something wrong with you.

I've always loved midterms for some reasons because there's just about always someone to cram with and working, writing, or studying in tandem, even with someone who's doing something else entirely, has always been my favorite and most effective way to work.

10/20/2005 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Here at Veryred State U. someone has been phoning in bomb threats to get out of midterms.
Glad you have resumed comments. I do not think of you as a nuisancy obligation, as your post about commenting implied.
I find your comments acerbic ; )

10/20/2005 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous jake said...

thank god you're back - a real blog to comment in.

wtf does tainted with sexuality mean? sounds totally cool.

midterms- ah ya they are just something to get through. you pay way too much attention to your school work.

i wish i had little men of the mind to keep me straight- no on second thought i don't want a belly ache every time i decide to go out instead of read or write.

10/20/2005 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

I think the correct response to "your comments are tainted with sexuality" is: no, no, that's herpes.

Ah, I'm out of jokes today. They can't all be winners.

from Maximum Awesome

10/20/2005 01:40:00 AM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

Nice you're comments are back but it gave me time to catch up on your other stuff.The comments here are amusing so I missed them.

You're a funny girl but I can't say if your comments are tainted with sexuality as you have yet to comment on my blog, this is not a hint, and I am not about to go check out all your comments on other blogs. I have seen your comments at politcal notio and cognescenti and they do not appear to be tainted with anything resembling sexuality.
I'll go check again though just to be sure.

10/20/2005 01:53:00 AM  
Blogger transience said...

ha. most of my posts are tainted, no, smeared in a flurry of directions, with sexuality--like a child who was given too much freedom with a butter knife and a jar of peanut butter. i don't see anything wrong with that, really. this is an awesome avenue for your thoughts, and i thought i would just go ahead and say that. and no, i'm not pandering.

10/20/2005 02:44:00 AM  
Blogger Bennet said...

I don't think I've emailed you so it can't be me but if it were ( which it really isn't) I wouldn't be embarrassed either way. I would simply blame it on your room mate....

BTW since you've mentioned your room mate does lots of commenting for you I'm not actually sure if you're responding to my blog or not....I'll blame it all on her...

10/20/2005 05:51:00 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

You've been tainting comments with sexuality? Not on mine!

...gosh...I feel so rejected and unloved

10/20/2005 07:40:00 AM  
Blogger RahX said...

Not tainted with sexuality? Awww phooey.

10/20/2005 08:48:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I can only aspire to make comments tainted with anything, muchless sexuality. Good luck on the midterms. Your comment hiatus was totally understandable, however I knew it wasn't permanent. Glad you're back. Don't take this the wrong way, but....


10/20/2005 11:47:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Amber Amber: Let us be generous in our assumptions about the Repulican party; some of my best friends are...........

MJ: that's not the half of my crazy emails. Missed ya but get better and enjoy the respite.

Wombat: you are indeed a interesting person( Loving midterms and all). I don't mind the midnight sessions in obscure conference rooms deep within the city even though I do prefer to work alone most of the time.It is the internal stress that is annoying and the guilt when one does not spend every second of their time preparing.

Weirdso: those people in veryred state are always up to something. Will it ever end for them? You should move.

Jake: i don't know what it mean( but i think it is some what self expalnatory) i did not wrote back and ask for an explanation. you can have the little men and the belly aches.

Dave: where ya been you maximum awesome kind of guy.

average: i promise i'll try to go taint your comments a little.

tran: of course yours are but they are also so much more pleasing and as we know word cum heaven is just a better place for words than wonderland or not.

Bennett: my roommate scrolls blogs on blog explosion she doesn't write or comment; at least not that I am aware of. lol

Jay: I'll do better in that regard I promise.

Rahx: exactly

Leigh: ;)

10/20/2005 12:13:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Ah, well that's the thing. I never spent all my time on it. I am great at taking tests and am more or less immune to their guilt.

I wish people would send me crazy emails...

10/20/2005 01:12:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

You've never left a sexually tainted comment on my site. It's because I'm a beagle isn't it?

10/20/2005 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous john said...

Don't let her kid you she is great at taking tests, the
"belly aches" area a mind thing.

I remember, vaguely, the days of sexually tainted comments, or as I call it high school, oh right the comments were mine.

I had a funny about men in your mind but thought better of posting it.

peace out cooper

10/20/2005 01:59:00 PM  
Blogger Theresa Z said...

Personally, all those sexually tainted comments on my blog are laced with earned liberal rage and rightfully so! Blog Vixens Unite! Carry on, keep on Blogging in a free World, good luck with midterms.

10/20/2005 02:11:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

hehehe...and you said my e-mails were wierd -) As for sexually tainted, jeez. What does this person mean? Sex as virus? Lord....

Hey, good luck with midterms, chica. I don't think I bothered studying...until I got to grad school. Unless you count trying to read a map while trying to get to a Le Tigre concert while intoxicated. ;)

10/20/2005 05:01:00 PM  
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10/20/2005 05:01:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

You think you're lazy with school work? I have a stack of midterms sitting in my apt, and will be picking up more on monday. And I haven't looked at them yet. I don't want to look at them. I want to run away to someplace where I can walk naked on the beach. Is that a bad thing?

10/20/2005 06:30:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Doug: it is , it is, if only you weren't, things could be sooooo different. ;)

johyn: you ah giving me a belly ache. peace out in your ivory tower.

theresa z: ha ha.

zenfo: I don't know it is like painting but with a t I guess. I am getting my tainting material out now in preparation for a long hard night of comments.
Love Le Tigre- last October if I remember correctly, around Halloween, I saw them in ny. I remember because I was not intoxicated.

Coyote: i'm not actually lazy...now you ...well you are lazy. ;) The naked beach thing I can't address for fear of it appearing sexually tainted.

10/20/2005 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

wombat : i'll squeeze a couple in if i hae the time. maybe i'll just forward mine.

10/20/2005 10:39:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I enjoy sexual taint. And if you don't do it, I will!!!

Peepee, hoohaw, wang, tinkle, knockers :P

10/21/2005 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger Jack Burden said...

Taint. That's a sexual word. Say it a few times. Taint. Taint. Taint.... mmm, yeah, that's a little Southern sexuality there ('cuz it sounds like "ain't").

You should email that person back and tell them that they're the perv. Not only are they deliberately reading your sexual comments, but they use "taint," which is pretty much like saying "penisvagina." God, there are so many dirty people on the internet these days.

10/21/2005 01:33:00 PM  
Blogger Graham said...

Hmmm, trying to recall anything you've written on my blog being tainted with sexuality. Nope. Nothing springs to mind. I feel like I'm missing out :P.

Yes, beware of the congratulatory mood of those little men... those little guys can be very shortsighted sometimes. Although you always sound hard at work and deserve lots of fun.

+ Good luck on your mid-terms and thanks for the kind words on my blog, Alice.

10/21/2005 05:27:00 PM  
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10/21/2005 07:08:00 PM  
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10/21/2005 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous joe g said...

nice to see the comments back, they have their own entertainment value, but I would like to see a little more sexual tainting.

That email was not from me; I'm sure I was a candidate due to my comments on about your old butt icon.

10/21/2005 08:20:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

coyote: chill prairie man , i sexually taint not a thing

jack: yes there are so many dirty people on the internet, aren't we lucky.

graham: believe me your not missing out. those little men were caged for the evening. i love both your blogs so don't like thank me. honestly when people post comments they post as much for themselves as for the blog owner. or maybe that is just me as I tend to be a little self centered.

doug: chirp chirp rivet caw caw caw.

joe: it wasn't your style. lol

10/22/2005 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

You were very specific about the comments returning

Found it very funny because of a comment you made when I had turned off comments to a post about hating turned off comments

And why do you get such nasty nasty comments?

10/23/2005 07:55:00 PM  
Blogger Rio said...

i love the tainted comments that you may leave me but i dont find them to be over abundant, given the topic of many of my blogs are sex because well sex sells and sex is fun and sex makes life, therefore is life. now who in the hell has the time to stalk you over the internet? that i find beyond creepy. you link to a lot of blogs this person probably needs a little sexual tainting.

10/24/2005 12:35:00 AM  
Blogger W. S. Cross said...

Your comments are tainted with intelligence, with just a dash of sex where needed. Tell him to go fuck himself.

10/27/2005 08:39:00 AM  

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