You Can't Get There From Here

The gender genie has proclaimed me male in most of my writings. I'm not just male but overwhelmingly male in most cases. The only entries which were significantly female were the entries which were, more or less, in story form. This knowledge can be attributed to my roommate Deb;she seems to enjoy pillaging through my blog while hesitating to start her own. I believe the result is from deleting useless modifiers and not using the word mauve frequently enough. I have nothing. I am in a middle of a study rampage after being a useless groupie all weekend. I'm suspended in a week that is in need of melioration; it�s as if I were Rapunzel having been told not to cut her hair, and cutting it anyway discovers the after effects are chilling. Oggie was right: You can't get there from here. Still time to join the Bloggie Boob-Athon At the very least take a peek and make a donation.


Anonymous weirsdo said...

O. k. I gave the gender nimrod a couple of pages of my article on Emmanuel Levinas and American literature, and it pronounced me male and on top of that had the nerve to call me a butch chick when I told it it was wrong. This will be news to Dr. Weirsdo.

10/05/2005 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous jake said...

I put in part of an econ paper and it said male,but it called me pretty.
You write fairly matter of fact so maybe that is the reason.

I had to look up Rapunzel in order to understand that paragraph. Why not just say you did some stuff that caused you to have a bad week? That Rapunzel stuff is girl writing.

10/05/2005 01:13:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

I put some blog posts in there and they all came out male. My fiction pieces came out half and half though...

I'm not proud to say that I had to look up melioration, but I like the word a lot and will use it.

I forget... if the prince climbs up Rapunzel's hair, wouldn't he just be locked in the tower with her? There are worse fates I know, but that doesn't mean that you don't plan ahead

10/05/2005 01:17:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Hehehe...strange...I should try the gender detector. Perhaps it'll tell me I am a gay male of the leather variety, instead of a surfing lesbian of the normal variety.

Alice, enjoy being a useless groupie while you can. I used be one, now however, the music is too loud and beer makes me sleepy, and I have to get up at 5:30am to surf in the morning. Ah, priorities.

10/05/2005 01:19:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

I took a peak, but I ain't paying $50 to see boobies. Maybe next year when yours are up.

I submitted a 450 word entry for the gender genie and my scores are:

Female Score: 88
Male Score: 1267

And it concluded that I'm a male.

Looks like we have something in common.

Good luck with school. I know it gets old. Fall break should be approaching.

10/05/2005 01:24:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Ok, Gender Genie was totally hit or miss...it mostly female, but deemed some of my writing male.

Perhaps we have our more feminine or mascualine days and is expressed in our writing. Or perhaps the written word is genderless.

10/05/2005 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

I can't say the sample pool was large, but it certainly was diverse. I'm happy to report feeding the gender genie four of my articles and four of Breanne's it was correct an amazing 7 out of 8 times.

10/05/2005 01:59:00 AM  
Blogger transience said...

goes to show that women are wearing more of the balls nowadays. male? yup. that would be me, too.

10/05/2005 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous joeg said...

Women are ballsy these days.

I have nothing to put in the genie but guess that it would be accurate only so much as it could take into consideration the circumstance surrounding the writing.
The Rapunzel analogy makes your week sound like it's not going so well. I hope it gets better.

Fifty dollars for boobs,worth it if one were to donate it and take a tax deduction and if the boobs were spectacular.

10/05/2005 02:45:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I refuse to stick my gender parts in any sort of oil lamp. Something might get burned before the genie comes out.

10/05/2005 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

What's wrong with Rapunzel?

Being a girlie girl no longer means you can't play in the big leagues---of political writing and other such places

10/05/2005 04:54:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Actually, I did take the test, with both a blog post and the synopsis of my novel, and both came up male.

Today, I am a man. I was yesterday, too. And pretty much every day since birth.

That means that thing down there really is a penis. WOOHOO!!

10/05/2005 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Otherwise, I'd kinda need to see a doctor.

10/05/2005 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

weirdso: I won't tell him.

jake: It called you pretty???? Now I'm really mad.

Wombat: It's all that baseball, I'm sure of it. Makes you manly.

MJ: This weekend, but it may entail mostly study..... or not.
My boobs are there of course as my very young love of my life grandmother died from breast cancer or the complications of treatment... so there ya ago. Anyway it usually cost much more to see my boobs so you really should have taken a chance.

Leigh: Yea the problem is when I get behind it makes me nuts, I'm very anal retentive that way. I guess I have mostly masculine days thats why I have to send by boob pictures in ...to prove otherwise.

MoJo: Yours would come out perfect.

tran: I never really minded wearing them.

Joe: They are regular old women boobs. Some people like em some people don't.

Pia: here here girl.

Coyote: No one asked to stick anything anywhere. Is it amazing to find out that the thing is real or what? Your silly.

I swear I posted a comment to some of this late last night. Is blogger eating all these things or am I hallucinating from lack of sleep?

10/05/2005 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

The gender genie thinks that I'm a male, though my feminine side did crop up to a significant degree.

Just what I need right now...gender confusion at my age.

10/06/2005 09:14:00 AM  
Blogger Graham said...

Okay, the gender genie thing just called me a big girl and I don't like it.

I hope your studying isn't too much hard work, Alice.

10/06/2005 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Why can't I convince anyone else of that?

10/06/2005 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Umm, which boobs were yours?

10/06/2005 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Jay: i guess gender confusion is rough at any age.

graham: You big girl you....

wombat: how hard have you tried?

coyote: the best ones.

10/06/2005 05:41:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

That gender genie is pretty sharp. Even if it's wrong. Got me though.

10/06/2005 05:45:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

LOL...guess I'm 3/4 male, 1/4 female according to the Gender Genie thing.

10/06/2005 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous JohnM said...

To the commenter above it is a simile not an analogy.

Can't help my self righteous indignation is showing.

I liked it.

I did three partial papers.

Male, Male and a fifty-fifty

10/06/2005 07:51:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Sounds like I'll be donating next year for sure then :)

10/06/2005 10:49:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

What do you mean it usually costs much more to see your boobs? I didn't know a dinner and a movie cost so much :)

10/06/2005 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Wow...seems your boobs are becoming the subject of much conversation ;) Perhaps they should create their own blog.

10/06/2005 11:07:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Doug: It's not nice to fool the gender genie. It got you because you let your guard down with all that baseball stuff. Cheering and yelling and making a damn fool of yourself. I warned you.

Zenfo: Is that like three percent milk?

John: You are so good at that self righteous stuff.

MJ: A dinner and a movie is not juste compens�e. If one needs compensation for such one should probably keep em covered don't ya think? ;)

10/06/2005 11:09:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Leigh: ha ha

Maybe they already do. ;)

10/06/2005 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Basically whenever my hair comes up I mention that Johnny Damon has long hair. Sometimes I'm asked who the hell he is and my eyes start to bleed and I lose about fifteen minutes.

10/06/2005 11:40:00 PM  
Blogger Bennet said...

I sware if it weren't for that menstration thing I'd choose to be a woman to experience multiple orgasms any day....

Being a man sucks because you gotta worry about your parts flopping all over the place.

10/07/2005 04:10:00 AM  
Blogger zydeco fish said...

Somehow, I am happy that I came out male in the Gender Genie thing. Of course, a writing teacher told me the same thing (she said there was a maleness to my writing), so I guess she was right. I knew it. My boobs aren't big enough for the boob-athon

10/07/2005 09:18:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

man you aint got the right to complain about worrying about floppy parts. Mine are at the same altitude as the average kitchen stove. The very phrase "Naked Chef" makes me quiver with fear and projected pain.

10/07/2005 01:34:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

Quite a congregation you have here Alice.

I will defend your honor by saying the boob a thon is a valid charitable contribution and is raising money got a good cause.

Rapunzel- long golden locks of hair right?

The gender genie appeared stunned by a marketing proposal I submitted.

10/07/2005 02:12:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

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10/08/2005 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Zenfo: Is that like three percent milk?

LOL...probably. Everybody needs a little gender confusion every now and then...where's my damned saffron skirt, dammit! Brings out the hazel in my eyes ;)

As for the boob a thon thing, hey, show em if ya got em. I've never heard a guy complain about em yet. What a great marketing idea...when they launch a ballsathon to fight testicular cancer, I'll be ready to rock...

10/08/2005 03:24:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

well isn't the boob-a-thon a perfect acessory to gender confusion?

10/08/2005 04:40:00 PM  
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