11.11.2005

I Fell in to a Burning Ring of Fire

My apathy is growing; it surrounds me like those dead skin cells in the bath tub and at this point in time snowboarding around the world for a year is a tempting consideration. The thought of doing this comes and goes, these days, on a daily basis. I met two wild hot boarders the summer after my freshman year of college. I met them in Chile where I was spending a few weeks of the summer; I boarded a few times in the Andes and happened to come across them. They were starting a year long boarding trip around the world before completing their senior year of college; this sounded good to me then and sounds better to me now. I have spoken with them several times over the last few months as their trip ended this past summer back in the Andes and I was originally planning to meet them back there last summer, but circumstances prevented that from happening. I can think of nothing better right now than to take a year off and to do the same. I'm torn, weak little parchment that I am. I don't want to tear, but the fountain pen keeps writing stay and get it over with it will be for the best while the black round felt tip spells get out of here you could be dead tomorrow. Meh. Woke up to the nastiest tasting mouth anyone could ever imagine. You all wanted to know that didn't you? I spend a fair amount of my time at an apartment that does not belong to me; there are reasons for this but we won't go there. I do spend some time in my dorm; however, sadly there is not a whole lot of food there in the middle of the night. Last night there was a box of Triscuits and a red onion. I was starving so...yes, I ate Triscuits topped with red onion. It�s really good - believe me - until you wake up and despite fifteen brushings of the teeth and flossings, and a half a gallon of mouthwash, ( the non burning whole family gathers around begging for it kind), your mouth tastes like a garbage pale without the advantage of having had drunk a pitcher of gin. Is there an award for the worst catalogue writing?

Some guys like to quantify things; horsepower, golf scores, hot peppers eaten in one sitting, so don't tell him his new cashmere is made from the soft underbellies of pampered Inner Mongolian goats.Tell him it's four goat cashmere; it takes the fleece of four goats to make just one sweater.
It's not just soft underbellies from inner mongolian goats babes it FOUR GOAT CASHMERE..... Absurdity Jam: Check it out. Wombat in charge of a group of miscreants, myself included. ahhh EMAIL BAG: Haven't done this in awhile.
Have you ever been in love and are you are Virgin? Can't figure it out from you posts.
Are people supposed to be able to figure that out from my blog ? Without question that question won't get answered here, that is not what this blog is for. ( SHE SAYS INDIGNANTLY)
Love is a burning thing and it makes a fiery ring bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire... I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet when hearts like our's meet I fell for you like a child oh, but the fire went wild.. I fell in to a burning ring of fire.....
ah seventeen ........to be young again. Given up on skinny geeks in pink and heading toward the Man in Black......

22 Comments:

Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Myself I'd prefer to spend a year just in general getting wicked (form your definition as you will all over the world. Maybe some boarding would be involved.

Also, I won't pretend to lead the pack of miscreants. If it so happens that they are walking in the same direction as me, that is cool.

It'll never work between you and Johnny Cash. I'm sorry.

11/11/2005 02:05:00 PM  
Blogger thatoldsoul said...

Gin is the worst of all alcohol. I just can't stand it at all.

11/11/2005 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I think skinny guys must be the fad right now.

Johnny Cash would have fit that mold back in his day. Only if he could have worn his boots, though.

11/11/2005 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous joe g said...

Am I wrong to assume the song answers the question?


Chile?

Too far south for me.

11/11/2005 05:17:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

You would have like an Endless Winter - that would be pretty awesome. Hmmm...onions in the middle of the night may sound like a good idea, but I think the opposite is true. Alright the man in black!! Woo!

But I know you secretly wanted to put some geeky skinny guy in pinks lyrics in ;)

11/11/2005 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous johnm said...

Don't talk to strangers or answer weird questions you get in email by posting songs.

I'm doing the world after I graduate even though a year off sounds nice. You won't take a year off.
You're much more a man in black type but Johnny Cash is not what comes to mind.

I can totally see the triscuit and red onion desperate snack in the middle of the night.

11/11/2005 09:43:00 PM  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

Ach - you make my feet itch really badly. Just the word 'Chile' sets me off. Time for me to move to another country soon - can't wait. Guess what I'm saying is that I totally understand you.

11/11/2005 09:51:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I too have this urge to run away for a year of hippy travel. It becomes harder when you have an apartment and have accumulated many goods that your parents don't want to store for you.

11/11/2005 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

Endless Winter and Endless Snowboarding... sounds like an Endless Year of Enjoyment, Amusement, Pleasure.

Triscuits and a red onion... Wow... it may be a while before your breath is "back to normal"...

Skinny guys never did it for me... I always prefer the mysterious Man... I also drool over the "bad boy" and get "weak in the knees" for a Man with a fine brain... Put all three together and you have the recipe for a perfect man...

11/11/2005 10:50:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

I don't know why but this post made me laugh.

Seems like you were very accommodating in answering your email here.

I spent six months traveling before grad school but eventually ran out of money but never made it to Chile.
I know plenty of people who took time off from school to travel. It doesn�t seem to hurt.

Girl on the Blog is right that red onion / triscuit combo is not going away anytime soon.

Hope you also have a decent antacid supply.


Women always like the "bad boy".

11/11/2005 11:32:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Alice, you're a treat.

11/12/2005 12:40:00 AM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

I always thought your blog's purpose was for you to say things indignantly. After all, if one can't be indignant on the 'net then where is one supposed to be indignant. Personally, I think it would be a high honor to get an indignant reply to this comment.

And, please, if there is one burning (and itchy) question I'm dying to ask you it's how one says no to a worldwide snowboarding trip?

11/12/2005 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

I was too cheap and nerdy for months of travel, but even a few weeks worked wonders. I'm more a fine hotels and restaurants of the world tourer than a sufing sort, but I did once make my husband go in the Lido in very cold water : )
Vidalia onions might work better.

11/12/2005 01:21:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Wombatty: getting wicked? ;)
I was heading that way...got distracted today though.
Yeah I know he's dead.

Old soul: it's the best..lots of lime ..good gin anyway. you haven't posted on your blog in two months???

mj: skinny guys the fad? Not sure..I don't really find Johnny Cash all that attractive but the voice is awesome.
btw I posted a ton of comments on your blog because I didn�t realize you had to approve them now and thought they were not going through. :)

joe: Chile was ok, the Andes are pretty sweet.

leigh: well when you're starving you do what you got to do. I'm not real fond of geeks in pink either really.

John: I won't ask what does come to mind; it's been a long day.

Ruksak: Well let me know where you're going.

Coyote: it'd be nice though you should do it; throw the stuff away.

GirlontheBlog: Sounds good on paper. I prefer the brains as long as the teeth are good, but bad with the brain and the good teeth is even better.

Average: Glad to have made you laugh. Nothing really upsets my stomach---except the smell of red onion breath.

Doug: awww����. you just say that so you can hand me out more French words. ?

MoJo: Never did figure out the exact purpose of the blog.I was never very good at indignant( is that a French word)...I try though.
I'd love to do it, but I also want to get this undergrad stuff out of the way.

weirdso: I love fine hotels too to be honest but could easily snowboard the world for year maybe interposed with some surfing, I'm just much better on the snow so I'd have to go visit leigh.... Maybe stop in a decent place very few weeks for a waxing.

11/12/2005 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous robotman said...

Burning question, burning answer.

How clever.


Tanquery

11/12/2005 03:54:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Ahhh...pitchers of gin and the ol' cotton mouth...

People ask you if you're a virgin or not?!? Lord, where the hell did that come from?!? And what does losing your cherry have to do with love? I'm now dreading sex questions...

At least you found some triscuits and onions have nutritional value.

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