11.23.2005

Thankful Thankful Thankful

Happy Thanksgiving

To those who celebrate and to those who don't. Most of the world has some kind of day of thanks giving during the year. This country had to have Lincoln finally assign us one day as it seems back in the day Americans were having a few too many thanks giving days.( if ya know what I mean)

I am thankful for many things and I'm not going to write them down because they are the usual things most people are thankful for ...you know like breathing, not living in a place where genital mutilation is common practice, not living in a country where rape and gender based violence is used as an act of war, not starving while the rest of the world feasts and not dying for lack of simple cheap and abundant pharmaceuticals. As I told you it�s the usual. I am thankful that I found out that people can actually view my whole photobucket album by clicking on my picture and deleting some numbers and thankful I only had a couple of "pictures I didn't want anyone to see" in there. I'm thankful that I was able to give the over five thousand viewers ,who have viewed that site over the last month( two thousand in the last two days), a look see.Someone should have told me that it was not like imageshack where the html leads only to one photo. Well, someone finally did but it was a little late. If you little - pimple faced still- college frat boys got a thrill more power to ya- you obviously aren't getting them in real life so knock yourself out and yes of course they are real; my ass is better but you aren't seeing that anytime soon. Thankful.Thankful.Thankful.

That's me.

Do not eat that stuffing, if it is cooked inside the Turkey, unless it hits well over a hundred and sixty five degrees; death by diarrhea is not a pleasant way to go.

ENJOY

32 Comments:

Blogger Graham said...

Happy Thanksgiving Alice :). Have a fun time. I could think of worse ways to go than death by diarrhea. Y'know, thinking about that reminds me of this time when...

ahh...

... maybe I'll keep that one to myself.

11/23/2005 01:27:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Beautiful. I hate sugar coated crap. I come here for a good shower and all around cleansing. I am now ready to face the world again.

11/23/2005 03:18:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I'm equally sorry that I laughed, that your privacy was invaded that no-one told me. Now that it's been sanitized, where do I click?

11/23/2005 07:19:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

graham: Thank you muchly for keeping it to yourself. ;)

Mizzy B: I'm pretty good at showers and all around cleansings.

Doug: ha ha it's basically gone or private. I thought I was using it as a storage facility but I was wrong it was more like a gallery - a public gallery.
Thank goodness the nipples weren't showing. ;)

11/23/2005 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Pimply-faced frat boys of all ages always need a little more to be thankful for, Alice, and you filled the void.
Happy Thanksgiving.

11/23/2005 12:04:00 PM  
Blogger Bennet said...

Damn it...All that talk, and hype about your thankful ass, but now I'll know I missed it, and was not one of the lucky frat boys with such a gaze...crap! I'm thankful that you have an ass worthy of such attention.

Oh well.

I'm also thankful for lots of things. I'm thankful to be thankful.

11/23/2005 03:36:00 PM  
Blogger Bennet said...

Oh, and yes Happy Thanksgiving....even though I didn't see your thankful ass.

11/23/2005 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous robotman said...

COO COO COO.

I too am thankful in the same way you are and with the same about of sarcasm.

Just got in, going over to see G and then heading to BB tomorrow.
We're going out to eat.I'm not going to even eat Turkey.

I didn't see it but I think that is pretty funny.

11/23/2005 06:49:00 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

What's this? You were baring it all and I missed it?

Dang!

11/23/2005 07:19:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Ooops...I was one of the viewers, but I thought you knew....I really didn't think much about it.

uuuummmmmm

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

11/23/2005 07:44:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Alice. Be well.

11/23/2005 08:35:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Eat well my friend! Glad your privacy has been saved from the frats! I loooove stuffing! Don't worry, it's always well cooked and I have been hospitalized from vomiting/diarrhea (This was last year, and I still don't even know exactly what I got it from) and it's just not fun. Cook safe, you're already thankful...it's all set!

11/23/2005 09:16:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Bennet: Same to you . It wasn't my ass it was my boobs and only a couple half shots. I still would not have posted them for the general public.

Robotman: Happy Thanskgiving surfer boy.Have fun at the beach.
I'm leaving at Five AM to go to RI , no use trying to leave this evening.

Jay: No not it all just more than I would prefer the general public to see.

MJ: No I didn't know. I really don't want five thousand people seeing me pull my shirt down while drunk on gin. I'm actually fairly shy.
It's ok if it was you though; if it keeps you away from the porn that is.;)

Doug: You too sugar. ;)

Leigh: You have a good one too and enjoy the ocean for me. I only eat oyster stuffing and not from the inside of the bird.

11/23/2005 10:09:00 PM  
Blogger transience said...

happy thanksgiving, alice. we don't celebrate it as i'm in asia, so it gives me great pleasure to greet you.

11/23/2005 10:51:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

LOL...happy thanksgiving. And yeah, since MJ was being honest...

I backtracked the photo, too, out of curiousity. I guess I thought you had to have known PB was like Flickr (yeah, had my own drunken...um...pose on Flickr before somebody pointed it out...lol, at least you're cute...us ugly bastards just end up looking like idiots:) But, that still makes me a dumbass, so...begging for at least a thousand pardons.

11/23/2005 11:11:00 PM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

LOL... didn't know about the picture deal or I would have told ya... I got your back... :)

Have a great Thanksgiving!

PS... don't eat the gravy with the "guts" in it... yuck!!!! I enjoyed the gravy until I found out what was in it... so you might want to question the gravy... not unless you like the taste of guts... if so, then enjoy!

11/23/2005 11:12:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

tran: thanks, the only good thing about it is I get four days off from school and I might get to go boarding Saturday if anything is open.

zenpro: whatever, I'm not as smart as I look evidently. :)

Girl: Thanks, the more people I have watching my back the better.
I don't do gravy.



The whole thing is quite embarassing to be to be honest and the two girls in the one photo are both six feet tall and could step on me and slap me down. ;) I despise that girls gone wile type of thing..it doesn't mean I don't do it; it just means I don't post the picture to hot or not I post them in private places where no one can seem them..no one but five thousand people. I am just so grateful I didn't post the naked butt picture or I would have had to come back under assumed name. I'm keeping all my photos in a my private i-view from now on.

Happy Thanksgiving all. I 'm out of the city at five AM so it's early to bed for me.

11/23/2005 11:52:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Well, no genital mutilation on females. I know it's not the same thing, but still...

I'm thankful for those things as well as the fact that with a few clicks I can commune in even the meager way allowed with intelligent people. You especially.

Sorry about the photos, that sucks. I have to say though, I sure wish my ass could draw five thousand hits

That's why you cook the stuffing outside of the bird. ;) (Not stuffing in the strictest sense, but I'd prefer to suffer a misnomer than explosive diarrhea)

Happy Thanksgiving, Alice.

11/24/2005 02:05:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

hmm... I seem to have mist the "if" part of that last paragraph.

11/24/2005 10:19:00 AM  
Blogger zydeco fish said...

Thanks for the turkey advice. I have never heard that before. I learned something!

11/24/2005 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous caseyjake said...

Correctomundo.
We have nothing to complain about and everything to be thankful for.
Sorry about the pictures I didn't see them but I'm sure they were nothing or you wouldn't have put them online.I do think you have more wicked impishness in you than you let on though but that is just a guess. I didn't see them but if you want me to I can check them out.

I've already eaten and I did not see the stuffing directions prior to coming here. I am hoping, I came home to eat, that my mother knows how to do it after all this time. We have stuffing both in and out of the bird. Nice to know for when I cook it myself. I don't ever remember my mother sticking a thermometer in the stuffing and come to think of it I am sure there were one or two holidays that I ended up in the bathroom

happy thanksgiving coop

11/24/2005 07:58:00 PM  
Blogger sage said...

happy thanksgiving!

11/24/2005 08:37:00 PM  
Blogger protagoras said...

Is that how the turkey died? If so, make it 1650.

lol

p.s. send me a pinna.

11/25/2005 01:48:00 AM  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

Thank you for reminding me stuffing exists. I miss stuffing and would happily risk killer-shits for a plate of it.

11/25/2005 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

You look smart?

Hope that you had a great Thanksgiving and congrats on all the vistors

But I always knew that your combination of whatever you do draws people because you're so Alice

11/25/2005 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger Doughboy said...

Great poetry, Sometimes you just gotta do what in your heart you know is right,
Even if your family may not understand,
Have a great Holiday season,
Make it yours and enjoy every minute of it.
Peace-Out...
Great Blog by the way

11/27/2005 06:41:00 PM  
Blogger Doughboy said...

Love your quote.

11/27/2005 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous kpncooper said...

Wombat: You're right there.

casey: I hope your still alive...as it is now four day later I'm so ovr it.

sage: thanks I hope you had a happy one as well.

Protgoras: a pinna ? lol

ruk: naw you wouldn't once you got those killer shits.


Doughboy: thank you.
pia: I don't look smart????

11/27/2005 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger bee said...

Friggin' photobucket.

11/29/2005 08:50:00 PM  
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