Wild Nights are Calling.

Ran five miles today. Going to a hookah bar later to celebrate running five miles. ( Wheeze, Wheeze, Wheeze.) I also should be congratulated on removing Smitfraud - C from my computer. That thing was a total bitch to get rid of. Email from the person who asked me if I was a virgin, referencing the post below..

I don't get your post

did you answer the question


what a yo yo. I also evidently offended someone . So Sorry. (Laugh Out Loud) Go wish Doug at Waking Ambrose a Happy Birthday. He's agreed to be my fake older boyfriend. Well he hasn't agreed yet he has to ask his mother but I think she'll come around. He is a Scorpio which explains quite a lot. Wombat, if you happen by here later tonight, I didn't get anything written for Absurdity Jam so don't step on me or anything but you are writing some kick ass stuff so keep it up; my parents coming into town yesterday sort of messed up my delicate time frame of events. When that happens it is like cracking a mirror , the splinters fall on the ground and it takes awhile for me to find them all and sweep them away. I�m lucky if I don't get a few of them lodged in my feet.

Addendum late Sunday night or early Monday morning: Wombat was going to fire me so I had to post something.

It may seem obvious that the blood of creativity has been drained from my ,very easy to draw from, veins. Don't worry it will return soon.

And everything looks so complete, When you're walking out on the street And the wind it catches your feet, And sends you flying, crying Oooh, oo-ooh wee The wild night is calling


Blogger Graham said...

Impressed by the five mile run. I'm not sure if a hookah bar is what it sounds like, but I'm sure whatever it is you deserve it.

Have fun Alice :). Your apathy will recede. These things are cyclical.

11/12/2005 08:24:00 PM  
Blogger protagoras said...

One never knows if one has ever found the last piece of a broken mirror. That is, unless you have a Shop Vac.

It would be mighty philosophical of me to say that this held for parents too, but I'm not on my "A
game" for metaphors right now.

Boy, are you missing out.

11/12/2005 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

Damn Kids.

I think a touch of creativity still lingers.

Five Miles is good, I don't think I can do but three on a good day.

I went to a hookah bar this summer for the first time. It was pretty interesting. I wouldn't want to do it every day but it is a good evening. I loved the smell.

What is a fake older boyfriend?
Sometime you puzzle me but I'll just go with the laughter because my wife is now finding you pretty entertaining...so in case you are wondering I can't be your fake older boyfriend.

11/12/2005 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous jake aka casey said...

I missed four posts !!!!!!!!
I�ll post all my comments here for expediency.

I admit to not being a music aficionado but I am familiar with Johnny Cash and his music lately is getting a lot of play. I would have never thought that it would interest me but I find it does. I�m thinking of getting a compilation of some sort.

If there is a decent hookah bar in Baltimore I've yet to find it, not that I'm looking but Georgetown or at least NW has a couple.

I think I'm older than you so I could technically be your fake older boyfriend as well.

Broken glass, mirrors, parents,virgins,burning rings of fire,non virgins, apathy and taking off for time in the great mountains of the world, broken shards of glass, mirrors, smoke and geeks in pink , green or yellow, men in black and walking the line

you speak in riddle always only now i understand them

11/13/2005 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Thanks, Alice and it would, of course, be my honor to be photoshopped onto your gay friend Matt with such a pretty young thing on my (his) arm.

11/13/2005 01:04:00 AM  
Blogger Kim said...

Hi, I found you via BE and just wanted you to know I snooped a bit.

11/13/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

What offended someone? The way I see it, if something in that below post did, its their fault.

It's cool. I just hope someone else writes something there so I'm not the only one.

11/13/2005 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

5 miles...damn girl! Good job. Why do you need a fake older bf? If ever needed, I'll volunteer to be your fake older girlfriend. You never know when that might come in handy.

As far as the endless winter goes, it hasn't snowed here (I mean in the Sierras) yet, so no snowboarding quite yet. But surfing here is year round, to which I will partake in today.

11/13/2005 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

graham: Yea I haven't done five in a long time, probably won't do it again for at least another.. long time. Hookah bar - not sure what they called them in London but it's a place to go to partake of turkish tobacco via various and asundry very pretty, sometimes well made and expensive water pipes, usually accompanied by eating various eastern dishes, lots of talking laughing and carrying on. So I guess it is really not what you thought it sounded like.

protagoras: Bring it next time.....
Your A game I mean.

Bizman: see I don't need a fake older boyfriend because dougs mother said it was alright ... there is a silly story around fake older boyfriends which I may tell sometime.

jake: ha you are fibbing jakey yu will never understand my riddles. There is a at least one turkish restaurant in Baltimore that has hookah most likely more, but I remember going to one like two years ago.

Doug: See I knew the mother would say yes...I'm good with mothers.

Kim: thanks for stopping by, I'm never quite sure what to do when people just pass by and say I snooped but yay.

Leigh: fake older girlfriends work as well at least for the situations for which we always used the term. Surf away girlfriend as the world could end tomorrow.

11/13/2005 09:28:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Wombat: Something always offends someone I think. You are in a much ore creative phase than I am at this point in time.

11/13/2005 09:30:00 PM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

I'm jealous of you... Hookah bars... I want to go...

What a yo yo... is right! Who cares...

To whom you offended... "Cry me a river"...

Fake older boyfriend, eh?

Hope you had a wild night!

11/13/2005 09:37:00 PM  
Blogger weirsdo said...

Smart Alic: I think you shoud stay away from Mr. Dog, as he is not write for you and he is all ready MY posthumorous (Mrs Weirsdo helped me spell that!!!) boy freind!!!!!!

11/13/2005 11:55:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Girl: It was a fun relaxing night and I did enjoy it. and I don't care althought I sometime s second gues s myself as to what I post here.

Pansi: I don't wanna to have to take this into the street dear but mama likes me better and she told you not to come and if you do not know that old three dog night song you should listen to it because you will see clearly you are out of your element here.

11/14/2005 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Congrats on the jog...watch out for the reckless creative blood draining :)

11/14/2005 01:24:00 AM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

I want to run five miles, but I'm totally out of shape to do it. Maybe you should just run ten miles and make up for my lack of willpower.

Just kidding. I need to stop being a lazy bum and just go back to being a bum.

11/14/2005 04:23:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

That song always makes me want to become a cab driver.

11/14/2005 08:49:00 AM  
Blogger zydeco fish said...

5 miles! I haven't done that since high School. Good going. Why don't I ever get strange emaail like that?

11/14/2005 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous lisa said...

i hereby pronounce your blog FUN.

11/14/2005 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous robotman said...

I hereby pronounce your blog
off limits to those who do not see.
off limits to those who do not care,
off limits to those who are dull of mind and soft of spirit as they do not deserve to behold such a wonder.

Assuming those aforementioned do not have a computer.

I will never allow you to be called a hot artsy, fartsy intellectual chick again.

On a scale of one to ten is this comment at least a nine?

I fell into the burning ring of fire before you.

11/14/2005 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I've been running about 3 miles a day and my legs hurt nearly the entire time.

I will check out your post on the new site.

11/14/2005 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Fire you? Nah. Overwhelm you with passive-agressive manipulation? Maybe. I learn from the best.

11/14/2005 02:08:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

zenpro: Thanks - and I'll be carefull about the creative blood draining.

mojo: That sounds good mojo.I'd run for you but I'm afraid it would wreck your health.

coyote: another great career.

zydeco: I don't know I can forward you some of mine. I don't get it every day . Easier for me to run I think because I'm not that far out of high school or to put it differently I'm not as old as you.

Lisa, it is fun here at times.

robotman: 7.25

mj: keep doing it it will get better. lol not on concrete I hope.

wombat: the thing with passive agressive manipulation as it deosn't work all that well over the internet.

11/14/2005 10:51:00 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...


I have been reading you for quite a while and decided to pop in and say hi.

I love running. I used to run an hour a day. And then my knee gave. So I did yoga and am now an Ashtanga Yoga Teacher. I don't run anymore, I miss it, so I guess I will have to live vicariously through you!

I think you are out there, nuts and eccentric... so I don't know what that says about me because that is why I feel so at home here in your cyberworld.

I would love it if you checked out mine. http://mizbohemia.blogspot.com.

I'll be reading you!

11/14/2005 11:41:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Unless you know what you're doing. I told you. I learn from the best.

11/15/2005 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

misbohemyweemy: Love Yoga - yes running is a drugless high and I miss it when I can't do it.

I've been called worse things so eccentric and nuts means I am coming up in the world. I will check you out tomorrow when I make my blog rounds. They are limited lately due to school as I can get lost in them and forget that there are such a things as Arts in Africa or Anthropologiy of Capitilism to attend to. ;)

Womabt: I don't think you are passive agressive as I can usually smell those a mile away even over the internet.

11/15/2005 12:50:00 AM  
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