12.03.2005

It�s all right if you love me-It's alright it you don't

Happy Weekend everyone. I promise nothing to stretch a brain cell. Go get some Holiday or Christmas shopping done;whichever you prefer; I don�t care what you call it.I�m not writing anything of significance because who the hell reads blogs on weekends? I will be but that is because I have to settle down�finals are on their way. I am going to go look in the windows in downtown Manhattan just for kicks though and pretend I care about Christmas shopping. My Christmas list is the same as my old birthday list�you can froggle it in my profile�as no one got me any of the things listed there it still stands. Please remember I only like certain types of underwear and feel free to email me if you have any questions as to size. I�m pretty slender but I do have some booty. (this is good for snowboarding believe me) To the various individuals who emailed offers to be my first experience in fellatio I have to say only that the kindness of people never fails to amaze me; must be the holiday season bringing out all this generosity. For the various individuals who offered to take my virginity ( that was pretty presumptive of you all and so typical ) I also thank you but I have not been able to find that damn thing since I was seventeen for some time.

Breakdown, go ahead give it to me Breakdown, honey take me through the night
No emails on this one please my mouth is no more special to me than my vagina but I don�t eat with my vagina. Feel free to check out Absurdity Jam where Wombat tells you what really happened with the WMD�S. Zenpro also posted really good story for Blog against racism day and it is worth reading so go check it out. Girl has a story worth reading to kick off the holiday season so go check that out as well. Doug leaves on the weekend after posting his story, so go check it out because you can say all kinds of nasty things to him when he is gone. The Naked Gymnasts are probably still eating from Thanksgiving,but it�s worth a look; if they are still eating in Monday I am calling the doctor of gluttony. Otherwise I�ll be scrolling and rolling this weekend and everyone keep warm.
It�s all right if you love me It�s al l right if you don�t I�m not afraid of you runnin� away Honey, I get the feelin� you won�t

28 Comments:

Blogger EsotericWombat said...

yeah, I've taken a raincheck on my heavy post. I'll see about some light extemporanea for the weekend.

Thanks for the link, and I'm sorry for my lack of generosity. ~_^

12/03/2005 03:16:00 AM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

Headed to Memphis so no blogging for me... Until Monday! :)

Thanks for the linkage...

I'll save the panty buying for someone else to give ya... sorry alice, no booty panties from me this year. :(

Oh... and

Say there ain't no use in pretending...Your eyes give you away...Something inside you is feeling like I do...We said all there is to say

12/03/2005 08:45:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Swell, a new "oogle" to figure out. It's true, I can handle a lot of nasty. Enjoy your weeked, A, I'll be lurking.

12/03/2005 08:56:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I will have to see this list of yours... thank goodness finals are here, that means classes are almost over for the semester/quarter. WOO!

I am sure those who offered themselves to you just had the xmas spirit in them and wanted nothing more for you than to gain and learn. So selfless, these ppl!

I am so glad the booty conversation is keeping on here in your blog too ;)

12/03/2005 09:47:00 AM  
Blogger Martian Anthropologist said...

I like your template.

Thanks for your recent comments at my blog. Have a relaxing weekend.

12/03/2005 09:52:00 AM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

No Christmas shopping for me but we are going to tackle some lights.

Pretty expensive Christmas list you got there.

People can be pretty selfless during the holidays, overwhhelmingly so it seems.

Not eating with you vagina is the funniest line I've heard this week.


Tom Petty - that was one of his best.

12/03/2005 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous jake said...

I didn't get to comment on the last one. Weekends seems to be the only time I have to read them and I thought I would just sit back and read the comments in amusement beause it takes less energy. I did not want to get into a blow job debate plus I did not look too good in the rape thread. Ouch

I can't afford anything on your list even the underwear.


I'm doing all my shopping online.

I knew a girl once who ate with her vagina. No names.

12/03/2005 02:50:00 PM  
Blogger Bennet said...

I check blogs on weekend, hence - here now....

Those people that offer fellatio are making a very kind gesture yet I don't understand how they don't realise how scary it would be if such an offer was welcomed through an email.

I've realised just how careful you must be when meeting people online.

However I could help give you email addresses of women willing to accept such offers to those kind people if you'd like.
Sure these women may not be quite so pretty as you but they're definately takers...

12/03/2005 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

While I would love to buy expensive undergarments for you, I would prefer to do that for someone who I would have a chance of seeing in and out of those garments.

Have fun buying windows :P

12/03/2005 04:16:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Lol...booty comes in handy ;) And I can't even buy myself underwear.

Have a happy weekend!

Spending a nice relaxing weekend watching cheesy flicks now that things have calmed down a bit.

Thanks for the linkage, too.

12/03/2005 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger protagoras said...

Dear Alice,

I went on Ebay and outbid all the horny Japanese businessmen for all the underwear that you wore last month.

I got the box today, and it was completely empty.

I should demand a refund, but I am highly confident I got a box of honesty.

With Love,
Protagoras

12/03/2005 10:37:00 PM  
Blogger Rio said...

you really surprised me with the fact that you are a fellatio novice since your blog is often so sexually charged, however youre logic behind it is quite smart, i just feign allergy to the whole act, it doesnt always work but its a good laugh either way.

12/03/2005 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous joeg said...

I find the above comment interesting. I have never thought this blog was sexually charged. There are sexual references thrown in periodically when appropriate, but the undercurrent is not a sexual one; maybe I am just obtuse.

I never had an opinion on your sexual experience.

That may not be entirely true because I have read this blog now from day one onward so I did have an idea as to where you stand on all the issues.

I get the impression you are someone who loves men but loves herself more and I think that is a good thing.

I think you get better every day because it appeared when you initially began this thing you were more careful with your writing and lately you are not.

12/04/2005 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Joeg has said it all best. I am impressed.

Guilty of reading blogs on weekends. Apart from yoga, it is an escape from diapers, shitty-assed cats, nosy husbands and sick daughters... That pretty much sums up my weekend!

Hope yours is going better and good luck with finals.

See anything interesting while window shopping?

12/04/2005 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

Thanks for the mention. We do have two more Thanksgiving pics.
I would never dream of being nasty to Doug, unless his grammar was bad.
Good luck with Santa.

12/04/2005 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

wombat: indeed weekends call for as little effort as possible as no one reads the stuff.

girl: have fun in Memphis. That's ok I think my underwear drawer is actually overflowing.
Someone just recently gave me a Tom Petty Compilation.

Doug: I don't want you to tire yourself out now.

Leigh: I still have a couple weeks but it is always the hardest time. Unfortunately I didn't get all that much done Saturday I went out and did fun things so today will be my �get down to business" day.
Martian: thanks and you're welcome.

Bizman: it's a leftover list.

jake: oh my.
I'm glad the comments amuse you.

bennett: I t think I'll pass on the list as I feel it is better for a woman to do a very thorough investigation prior t engaging in any kind of intimate relationship and the internet is not conducive to such.

coyote: indeed.

zenpro:Well if you're that strapped I may be able to spare a few dollars.
You�re welcome for the link that was an awesome story.
I should have spend Saturday watching cheesy flicks I might have gotten some things done instead I went and played all day and night and now there is hell to pay..in other words I must stay in today and get things done. Not too bad as the weather sort of stinks.

protagoras: awww thanks ..I think.

rio: wow, really.


joe: you may be right.

miz bohem: I actually did not end up window shopping I ended up going to a digital media show and then a performance of The Bacchae

weirdso: yes and his grammar is never bad.

12/04/2005 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

Oh god you are the daughter I never had. Though I'm convinced I would have ended with a Paris Hilton wannabe

12/04/2005 12:28:00 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

With regards to your addendum, it is ridiculous, sad, fucked up etc... and the worst part of it all is that it no longer is surprising!

For something like that to not be surprising, to not be so very shocking, we have to live in a far gone society. It is obvious there are problems.

The other night, via satellite, I caught a show that had a report on ways for women to travel safely when traveling alone. There were many tips and it was said that a hotel even had gone as far as reserving one of their top floors for just women.

This is all fine and dandy but as a society, when we place the focus on such peripheral things, we are avoiding looking at the issue straight in the eyes. We need to stop working on the symptoms and go straight to the source, to the heart of the issue for true changes to come about.

As individuals, we need to speak out and do whatever we can, no matter how small and hopefully, with some good fighting things can change on a larger scale.

On my end, and this may sound ridiculous to some but obviously not to me, I am raising my daughter to be proud, and fiercely protective of, her vagina. Yes people, I said the "V" word! We say it freely in our house. Any questions she has with regards to it are addressed. She once wanted to sit and look at it to know it better. Great and good for her.

On a side not, I once had stuff come up and when at the gynecologist, shocked her by knowing the names of every part of my vagina. She said that in all her years as a doctor, I was the first patient to use words "mons pubis", "clitoral hood" and the like when speaking of what ailed me. Quite sad!

Back to my daughter, she knows way more about anatomy than most kids her age would. She knows that her vagina is hers, that there is no shame to it, that vagina is the proper name for it and that that is the name we use and no replacements thank you very much and that it is private and only Mummy and Daddy can touch it to clean her and no one else and if anyone else wants anything to do with it it is her right and duty to scream "NO", to fight and to inform us right away. And the list goes on...

And in turn, our son is raised under the same guidelines which we believe foster respect (both for males and females) and comfort with the respective male and female genitalia.

We must start from the very basics, live out our ideals and be an example of what we believe in. Start small and branch out into bigger venues and issues and fights.

My sister was raped. I was raised in a household full of shame. Vagina was a word we did not use. We did not talk about the vagina. My sister did not speak up for 2 months and even after it all, there was this hushed energy about it. She was a child and to me, such actions can only make the child, the victim, feel like the instigator. So, I am not leaving anything to chance. My daughter is going to be proud of her vagina. And I will be damned if anyone thinks otherwise!

12/04/2005 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous robotman said...

That is some seriously fucked up shit. I am referring to the post above not this one. This one is entertaining.
You see if all women would feel comfortable talking that way it might help with empowerment, but I believe in order to feel free to talk about things like � not eating with your vagina, you would have to have been brought up in a pretty secure environment where sex was spoken of freely and in a matter of fact way. This is not the case in many situations even today.
While growing up it was all pretty clear to my sibling and me that �you own yourself�. That is the key from the start because if you own yourself no one owns you and others also own and are responsible for their acts, including rape, and should be held accountable. That does not always help when dealing with things like judicial systems where the judge, as in the case you pointed out, is clearly an ignoramus but it does help.

I could advocate violence against someone after reading this.

12/04/2005 04:44:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Even if we assume the best of the judge and the prosecutors, and the rape charges were false (which for the record, I do not buy), they both deserve a kneecapping for the potential chilling effect this could have on other victims.

Shameful.

12/04/2005 07:11:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

pia: is that good or bad? I doubt you would have ended up with a paris hilton wanna be, you're too smart to allow that to happen.

Miz Bohemia: You're right of course.

Robtoman: I know what you mean.

Wombat : i is the process that was used and the way it was used taht was chilling.

12/04/2005 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

I don't think you got what I meant. This is what I meant by "chilling effect."

12/04/2005 09:46:00 PM  
Blogger '*\~>Chris?<~/*' said...

I really agreed with what Miz BoheMia had to say. Very intelligent person-keep teaching your kids the right information. Maybe I can mimmick you when I have children. I got some of my shopping done this weekend but I spent $200 dollars and I only got gifts for 1 birthday, lots of cards, and 3 Christmas presents. As it stands I have 3 more gifts to buy which will cost about $100 and I had already spent like $500. Why is Christmas so expensive when I barely have any friends that aren't online? LOL

12/05/2005 12:13:00 AM  
Blogger I.M. Dedd said...

I might have to send you a Dead Guy mug. If you're good.

12/05/2005 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Chris..humm

Dedd. Indeed you should I am always good when santa is on his way, i try to time it that way.

12/06/2005 01:05:00 AM  
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