O.J. simpson- still not a Jew

I stroll the crowded hallways, filled with lonely students. Students starving for a life beyond the halls and walls that squeeze them tight around the middle of the soul, and heart the cockroaches and mice, if present, are dead in the walls or have dispersed onto the streets of the city screeching; much like the students they run from It's all about perception. Mine

Put on your Yamaka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah
I was in a good mood until I couldn't get into blogger then my mood became like that of my old high school physics teacher - a former attorney for the defense who quit defending to realize his fantasies as a science teacher, his teaching sucked and he was the most ignorant excuse for a human being I have ever met - pretty sour As usual and with no apology I digress. List of sites that participated in blog against racism day here. I have learned so many things this last week: My blog exudes sexuality?????? That trust fund student is a dirty word, or if for some reason you are lucky enough to come from parents who happen to choose to pay for your way too expensive education you are generally assumed to be a worthless piece of crap not worthy of the attention of the hard working American base. Rape is an issue not addressed enough, and from the attitudes some men have about women and sex, and women having sex I can certainly see why. Monologue is not a cream to treat vaginal yeast infections. This may be early but it�s just in case I don�t make it back here for a couple days. I probably will, but if not I wanted to wish all the Jews, Half Jews, Quarter Jews, Converted Jews, and those who want to be Jews but are too chicken. a Happy Chanukah
So drink you�re gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke you�re mara-juanic-ah, If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah����. happy hanukka!
I must now go and devise a list of gifts to purchase for my friend formerly called the violin man now self titled the agnostic half jew.


Blogger Graham said...

I love that opening paragraph :). Although, when you break out of those halls and walls you still encounter walls of a different type that constrain the soul just as much if not more. Walls of that kind are ubiquitous unfortunately.

+ That blogger thing definately really sucked.

12/06/2005 01:17:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Yeah, the blogger outage was a thorn in my side, too.

Exudes sexuality? Not when you aren't talking about it. Contains an undertone thereof at some level? Perhaps, but I think everything does that isn't written by an asexual.

But whatever. I for one am happy to be headed for the same hell you are for enjoying your obscene posts ^_^ Keep up the good work.

12/06/2005 01:20:00 AM  
Blogger Rio said...

maybe everyone just wants it to exude sexuality so even if it doesnt they pretend it does to fuel their desires. youre getting an early start, i didnt think chanukah was until the 25th cause i'm really looking forward to some latkes myself, but in reality its never too early for a gin-and-tonic-ah i had one last night...ok two.

12/06/2005 02:21:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

You are a woman. You say sex, and fuck and the like. I guess that means you exude sexuality. Who knows! I like you just fine, exuding or no exuding...

Happy list devising by the way...

12/06/2005 05:36:00 AM  
Blogger '*\~>Chris?<~/*' said...

really liked your quote
"It's all about perception.
I was totally pissed at blogger being down yesteday too-Happy Chanukah

12/06/2005 06:40:00 AM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

You are to much... Yeah blogger was a bitch but it just proved to me that I am blogging a little to much if I got that pissed! At least I got some studying done! ;)

Rape is and issue not addressed enough and I do aplaud you for taking on the topic...

Adam Sandler... a Jew? :)

Hope you found a gift for your now self titled the agonstic half jew friend. ;)

Also, Congrats for the win... Mick is the love of my life... and he doesn't even know it! :(

12/06/2005 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Helen said...

There's nothing quite like a little Adam Sandler to brighten up a day, hey? Love it!
Have a wonderful holiday season and exude on girl!

12/06/2005 08:46:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

I love celebrating Chrismakah! I had a Jewish roomate and we had so much fun mixing up the two traditions of Christmas and Chanukah!

Interesting look at lessons you had learned. Especially the monologue - don't they make Monologue 7? ;)

12/06/2005 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Rio, wow. I think Rio's right. It's an interesting comment after your post on rape. Almost a midget cousin of "she's asking for it."

12/06/2005 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger protagoras said...

Trust fundable, that you are.

Fun trustable, that you might be.

Funky able, that everyone is.

12/06/2005 01:04:00 PM  
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12/06/2005 02:10:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

It exudes something, which is why I read it, not sure if it is sexuality, mostly an interesting conglomeration of thoughts and stands taken without remorse.

Don't feel bad about having money even if it it's not money you earned. It�s how you live your life that counts in the end.

It is all about perception.

12/06/2005 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

When I was in grad school I was constantly being put down for;
1)being able to afford to pay for school
2)Not having to work in addition to taking a full load of classes and doing a 21 hour a week internship---helping my mom didn't count though it was a three hour bus ride each way
3) my personal favorite--not having a working class accent
4) wearing expensive jackets and shoes with my designer jeans

It's just jealousy, Alice but sometimes it felt like the only way I could make my supervisor and certain faculty members happy was by renouncing all worldly goods and joining a nunnery. small problem; I like material things, sex and am a cultural Jew.

I will always identify myself as a Jew because I have found that not only does it piss certain Christians off, it pisses many Jews off

Then again in college all the WASP girls would take me to tea with their mothers at The Plaza to show that Jewish girls could have good table manners, good noses, and speak without a New York accent

Uh, when's chanakkauh?

12/06/2005 02:37:00 PM  
Blogger Doughboy said...

Happy Chrismahanakwazaka to all. Advertisements give us some great words, sometimes, Eh?
Happy Holidays!!
Happy Chanukah.
Great post, Alice!
Always Keepin' It Real

12/06/2005 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I admit that it is kind of nice to have my school paid for. I didn't have a trust fund, but instead have a great aunt whose father bought some stock in a company way back in the dawn of time, and through company mergers, she ended up with a large chunk of a major food company. She gave me enough money to pay off my loans. Sadly, I reported it wrong to the irs and have been trying to dig my way out of that mess for months. Paying for stuff right away can be a pain in the ass.

As for all such winter holidays, I am still in contemplation on a possible boycott.

12/06/2005 03:21:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

I guess my "trustfunder" thing stung a little bit, so I'll apologize. I think that's a pretty common prejudice. Hope you didn't get the impression I was saying ALL trust fund folks are bad or unworthy or anything. Anyway, sorry if you took it that way. You are certainly not a worthless piece of crap. Money is irrelevant. Its the stupid things people do with money that bugs me - rich, poor, whatever.

Anyway, sorry you were having a bad time about various things. Blogger was sucking monkey nads yesterday, but seems to be fine now.

12/06/2005 04:48:00 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

I wouldn't say your site exhudes sexuality. I'd say it's laced with it. But that's just a flirt's perspective. ;)

Good luck on your shopping mission!

12/06/2005 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

graham: Thanks - walls, walls and more walls it seems.

wombatty: obscene post????I feel my undertones disappearing.

rio: i'm just naturally sexual it's in the genes.
Yeah Chanukah is not till Christmas...lol.

mizzy bohem: I'm listing away don't worry.

chris: Thanks, I 'm not Jewish but anything for a good present.

girl: me too which is nice because I totally dissed the books this weekend.

As for rape..yea there were a lot of good posts all over the net about it the last week. I hope it continues.

haha yup I finally won.;)

helen: peace too.

Leigh: ha ha yup monologue 7 damn one monologue is enough for me. Dougs word yesterday was monologue and the first thing that came into my mind was monostat.

Doug: a midget cousin of she's asking for it..now that is a nice sentence.

protogoras: you're just too flattering......

bizman: exactly.

pia: Chanukah starts on Christmas i believe.

doughboy: indeed.

coyote: I enjoy the parties most.

zenpro: common but unnecessary and unfounded stereotype. It really wasn�t your post it�s just a matter of things I have heard forever�but oh yeah not yesterday..so it must have been your post. lol

sar: thanks it was more of a listing mission, shopping doesn't occur until I'm done with finals I refuse.

12/06/2005 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous weirsdo said...

For your violin friend I recommend a cake of Colophane Superieure rosin, made by P. Guillaume of Maison Bernard. I don't know how much it costs because it was thrown in "free" when we bought my daughter's violin and bow from Reggie Williams in Atlanta. But it is the best rosin by far I have ever used, and comes in a super-cool olive wood box.

12/06/2005 11:21:00 PM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

It was a sad day for me as well when I realized I couldn't get onto your site either.

I gotsta have me my Wonderland or Not. I gotsta.

12/07/2005 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous joe g said...

Me Too.

Lovely as usual with possibly an undertone of sexuality which is present in most people just hidden. I come for the mix.

Converted Jews, and
those who want to be Jews but are too chicken.

One of my good friends from college wanted to convert back in the day; he decided it was what he believed but because he came from a strict RC family it was never addressed while he was in college. He did convert to Judiasm when ( as he always said) he got some balls.

12/07/2005 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I don't like parties.

12/07/2005 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger I.M. Dedd said...

Happy Chanukah to you, too.

And happy all the other holidays.

How about, just be happy, period.

12/07/2005 01:19:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

yes, we all wish you a happy period.

Sorry, couldn't help myself :P

12/07/2005 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous jake said...

Just be happy is good to go for me.
I know your dorm does not have rats or you wouldn't be there.. are you even living in the dorm any longer or do you reside somewhere else?

Speaking of Jewish - Goucher college has a special cafeteria for Jewish people who follow he religion strictly....the food is so much better than the food in the regular cafeteria. I ate there the other day with a friend of mine.

12/07/2005 02:52:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

weird: That's a great idea.

mojo: you got to have what you got to have. That we know for sure. ;)

joe: good deal.

coyote: I love holiday parties.

dedd: yes . let's just be happy period.how's it going at walking ambrose today?

jake: does too. I know I have been there.

12/07/2005 09:37:00 PM  
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