Truffling Triviality

I posted you all a lovely holiday song� but unfortunately it didn�t show up. I�ve never used that audio blogger before and it didn�t seem to be working. In case it does show up while I am gone I do want you to know that I know I can�t sing, �I am not that vain. That wasn�t the point though. I am not afraid to embarrass myself once every year or so.

addendum: ok here it is now; it is just because I love you or maybe because you love me or you wouldn't subject yourself to this...

this is an audio post - click to play
My beliefs are full of nothing more than pure unadulterated ambiguity. I am gradually drawn to the center of life and I must pull away. I crave things but put the cravings aside momentarily until the moment becomes the only thing and the moment can't end because it is the moment only that matters. I am merely a transient acting out a role. I �m quite happy for Elton and his lover now that they made it legal�that is always good for the less financially stable of the partners. Yea, well we said it a long time ago and I have a pretty link in the side bar to prove it..... Impeach Bush. Screw congress over Darfur� they might want to consider taking some of that ridiculous bridge to nowhere stuff off their list as well. I don�t really want to have to blow up the capital building this holiday season����� no one is in it. Intelligent Design has been proclaimed not so intelligent after all. Who knew? I guess blog land is going to be slow for the rest of the year. Most of my posts will be rehash and nothing special until after this year has wandered into oblivion and a new year is born of it�s antecedent. Wombat�... had to do it. OK now I am off to see if I measure up to the rigorous standards I apply to myself. One last time � Leaving for home very early tomorrow morning� luckily I have a ride out of town, but I think we are dropping like fifty people off at the airport first. I may see you all later. You can also tell me which template you prefer this one or the one at wonderlandornot.blogspot.com. I am sure I will be back but in case not�.have a good weekend/holiday and enjoy yourself because a truck could run you over and smash you flat at any time�.even while you are sleeping.


Blogger Doug said...

Or a sleigh. A sleigh can getcha. Stay safe, be well, keep between 75 and 90% of your standards and have a very merry whatever you have.

12/22/2005 02:21:00 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

I can probably outdo you on the "suckiness" level! My singing can kill. Beware... I am sorry we are missing it though!

Good luck on what's left of your finals and party up on my behalf!

I am stuck at home with two kids as weird as me who are out of school for the holidays!

And Doug, send over that sleigh! Let it get me! I have 3 in-laws arriving on Sunday and they ain't going nowhere for a whole month! On second thought, make it fast and shoot me!

Happy holidays my ass! *bohemian's makeup runs as tears of utter desperation stream down her face*

12/22/2005 03:03:00 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Well have fun! I will be going snowboarding next weekend and i will think of you as I am carvin' it up. I like the other one better...no surprise there! ;)

12/22/2005 03:35:00 PM  
Blogger dan said...

Good luck with those rigorous standards. I know I never lived up to mine.

And remindme to thank Pia for sending me over... Your wry wit will keep me warm this holiday season.

Either that or the fire you're setting in the capitol building.


12/22/2005 04:16:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Alice, I just saw your comment with the santa hat picture at Sar's site. I had better be getting one of those on mine. Harrrumph!

12/22/2005 07:31:00 PM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

Hope you have a wonderful holiday..christmas... whatever you prefer! ;)

Be safe and watch out for those trucks!

I like the other template... risque is always best, I say.. LOL!

12/22/2005 08:09:00 PM  
Blogger RuKsaK said...

You know I prefer this template - I like urban. However, whichever one you feel you'll write best and most frequently on is the one I choose. I just don't know which one that is.

12/22/2005 08:11:00 PM  
Blogger protagoras said...


She's onto our plan about us running her over with a van for all the unfalteringly unflatteringly unfattening remarks about w.

with love,
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12/22/2005 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous johnm said...

heh heh,
You are the only chick I know that would embarrass herself in this manner solely because you really don't give a crap.
I am cracking up and Joe would thank you himself but he wet his pants laughing so he is unavailable.

Have a good break and chill for a change.

12/22/2005 11:05:00 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Damn! I just heard the song Alice! That is like angels singing compared to what would come out of my mouth! Girlie, not bad at all! *bohemian claps and asks for an encore*

12/22/2005 11:29:00 PM  
Blogger Girl on the Blog said...

Bravo on the song... are you sure you are not from the south? I heard a little twang... LOL! :)


12/23/2005 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

Love the song. Bit country, but with some heart. I smiled.

I know you don't watch TV, but Nightline has had some interesting things lately. How long until the population calls for impeachment?

Love Ya!!!

12/23/2005 12:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Taorist said...

This reminds me of a JLA Cartoon episode where Batman had to sing in front of a godess to change Wonder woman from being a pig back to a person.


Am I blue?

Am I blue?

You got a nice voice there Coop!

12/23/2005 01:07:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Doug: thanks and I did bless your blog with a picture of santa..the whore of consumerism that he is.

Mizzy B: yes indeed angels you have heard on high right?

Leigh: have a good one ...for me.. enjoy.

Dan: I would prefer the flaming capital building, it would also keep the homeless warm so two birds with one stone.

GIRL: You as well, I'll probably turn it back to the power women when I have time.

Ruk:I know you can't help it if you are an urbanite who does not care for powerful looking women.

prot:wow so many agents lovin me....hot.

john: Well you are not in very good company then are you.PoOr Joe..I do so love that big bear how is he?

Coyote: I hate country sadly that was the only song I could think of that worked .... I also hate Elvis.

tao: How much did that cost me?

12/23/2005 01:43:00 AM  
Blogger strider said...

i can't wait to go snowboarding this year. (with my daughter for the first time no less!)

ps.next time you sing something can sound destruction (the band) remix it?

12/23/2005 02:25:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

You can mash it for all I care.

Oh that will be a blast snowboarding with your daughter. I always went with my dad as my mother skiied but not that frequently.

Please I was joking with the song.. I thought it would be fun that's all. I have no aspirations to be a Singa...I'm a Blogga.

12/23/2005 02:34:00 AM  
Blogger weirsdo said...

Definately the OTHER template!!!!! GRATE out fit!!!!!
You're singing is pretty good, tho youve got a ways to go to get as good as Doo-Doo Girl!!!!!
Kiss Kiss!!!!
May your Chrismas be filled with Christinane wonder!!!!

12/23/2005 06:33:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Oh, I love the song. Inspired! Have a great Christmas and check in on us now and then. It'll be a bluer Christmas without you. Even some of the poinsettias are feeling it.

12/23/2005 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

Loved, loved loved your song

Yes I'm always aware that a truck can strike me dead as I sleep

Have to begin keeping count of all the people who read your blog because of my relentless plugging of your brilliance and wit. And then should charge you. But I can't think what or how or any of that ;-) Really it gives me great joy.

Have a wonderful holiday, and break from school. You will be back, unless a truck runs you over in your sleep, in which case

12/23/2005 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous iwasrobotman said...

"a truck could run you over and smash you flat at any time�.even while you are sleeping."

So true.

Happy free time Coop.

Nice song. It really could have been a whole lot worse. I am finding it charming, and what John said.

Unadulterated ambiguity is the thing.

12/23/2005 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

That was fun. Thank You.

I hope you enjoy your off time, you seem way too serious at times for one so young despite the levity you often display.

Happy Holiday

12/23/2005 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous joe g said...

I like the voice..maybe not for singing but this was fun and I am relieved to hear that you do not have a squeaky high pitched voice. It is always my fear.It is probably a sexy voice in speech.
Feel free to speak or sing anytime.

You have a good break and enjoy yourself.

I haven't been around in a few but I enjoyed the letter below but I think I missed whatever went on on between?

12/23/2005 05:15:00 PM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

happiness to you, WonderAliceWoman!!

12/24/2005 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

doug: you humor me so.

pia: thanks , and I do owe you some kind of commission.

robotman: it is the thing.

bizman: happy holoiday to you as well.

joe: thanks I will.

coyote: Same to you coyote.

12/24/2005 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Hey, happy holidays and all that good stuff ;)

Nice bit o' tune-age, chica.

12/24/2005 03:02:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

I don't humor anyone. I'm not funny.

I do have a bluuuuuuuue Christmas earworm now entering it's second day.

Have a great one.

12/24/2005 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous pia said...

Just had to say that I truly love the line about being drawn to life and pulling away--the ambiguity
Actually the whole paragraph was extraodinary.
But so are you!

12/24/2005 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Well, you've heard what I thought of the song. If you're around, I might just have to lay down some Christmas blues on my blog.

If you didn't notice already, I used the word in my last post too.

As for templates, I think I like this layout better, but I'm never going to say no to that pic you have there. Well, unless you give me a better option ;)

Hope I catch you before then but if not, have a hell of a merry Christmas.

12/24/2005 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous G said...

so you are still here.

I miss you being my neighbor.

Make a post at your old haunt so I can post inane frat boy comments.

Merry Christmas.

brave singer girl

12/24/2005 01:18:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

zenpro: ha ha
Happy holidays to you too.

doug: yea ...you're funny.

pia: thanks..i'm not but it is good for my ego.

wombat: I read it this morning and yes I saw it. e will have to discuss better options another time. You to, it I don't catch you.

g: wtf are you doing here? I miss the neighbor thing to. The neighbors here are..well I don't even know them of course as I don't really live here so it is not the same. I'll post if I can. I am supposed to be getting ready for the onslaught of family and friends that will parade throug here between now and tomorrow evening.

12/24/2005 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

Merry Christmas Alice, wherever you may be. Save travels. :)

12/25/2005 09:13:00 PM  
Blogger I.M. Dedd said...

I think I have wished you happy holidays already, but your comment on DG was so nice I had to again. Best in '06, my dear.


12/27/2005 08:55:00 AM  
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