Blessed are the sat upon, Spat upon, Ratted on,

I�ve been semi-blessed by Brad at Blogg�d. Yes, I am now on his sidebar; although, he didn't really bless me as he wrote no accolades on my wonders, no fitting prose to mark the occasion; it is kind of like being given Seagram�s when you want Bombay Sapphire. I now; however, have to admit to actually reading his site even though it hasn't been very active as of late as he seems to have lost his zest for critique. I assume this is due to the countless hours he spends getting laid on the coast of some decadent bastion of Europeanism. Keeps me grounded though, and helps to remind me of my mantra�. It�s only a blog, it�s only a blog, it�s only a blog. So, I�m admitting to reading the site, quite an embarrassment you have to agree, and periodically commenting on it. I would hide my head in shame except you would not be able to see my beautiful shiny teeth ; which just had all of their Hawaiian tarter polished off of them, and I would not deny my worst enemy that pleasure. I�m not using his buttons though I will make my own�eventually� like when I wake up and get this fine ass rolling. Hope this occurs before six�this evening. Now would anyone else like to tell me one of their dirty little secrets? OK, now to Bring it On. You have to check it out. Totally new and looking spiffy. There is a large link in my sidebar. Go Cranky. ( Cranky�s site is gone though which is kind of sad.) You can also have a diary there, even though as yet I have not been emailed my password...... I am sure this is due to my not paying my income tax on time. I think a few of you here would be good candidates for a diary over there. MJ, you might as well get one as you have left your blog adrift in a sea of nothingness yet you can�t seem to stay totally out of it now can you? Wombat you too would be a good candidate�speaking of Wombat, where are you I haven�t seen you since I returned. Needless to say this is causing me countless hours of concern. Zen Professional too. I think you all ought to head over there and sign up for a diary.

Not you Pansi, they just aren't quite prepared for you yet.

While you�re at it go visit Doug�s step daddy he is hot and Latin based�..always a good thing. Also Pia is really going to town on her blog this week despite a lot of pain and suffering. I think this is some of her best stuff. Oh� I was at Indie�s site and I was catching up �I am not really into blog awards etc but do feel that in the case of there being a blog award in which one of you on my sidebar is nominated an email should be sent out with a little reminder for me to go over and vote. You see there was some award which he was nominated for and I just read about it today and could not vote as the voting was over. Maybe we could form some kind of underground railroad of sorts for this kind of thing. Who would like to be in charge of the railroad? I can�t because I�m heading back to academia soon and it is hard to put my shoes on the right feet some days. Peace out for now because heaven can�t wait.


Blogger EsotericWombat said...

I haven't had a terrible excess of things to say of late, but I've been on AIM, and you apparently haven't, as I was online while you posted this.

That having been said, I've got something brewing now.

1/11/2006 04:39:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Oh, also. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

1/11/2006 04:42:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

My dirty little secrets are best kept that way.

I've seen the new bring it on it is smashing and of course pia appears always to be brilliant.

1/11/2006 07:11:00 PM  
Blogger Doug said...

Alice, thanks for praising my mother's husband's hotness. I'll have to check out blogg'd to admire your link. I bet it's hot.

1/11/2006 07:55:00 PM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

You're like the center of the blog universe. You're like the sun, Miss Cooper.

I shall do my best to check out as many of these recommendations as possible.

1/11/2006 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous joeg said...

Now that's what I like to see a fine member of the blogdom and future member of the establishment doing, praising peoples mother's husband's hotness and admitting to reading the national enquirer of the blogs.
Looks like you found your wombat and if you don't mind my saying he is a little young for your taste.

The Bring it On site looks great.

1/11/2006 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

Why thank you for your ultra kind words--though I bet my teeth can out shine yours--you know I'm teeth obssessed

you're right--we've been in constant touch with the IRS, and wont send anybody their passwords unless their taxes are paid in full and on time.

1/11/2006 11:48:00 PM  
Blogger Indeterminacy said...

Alice - I should really have written to people if I wanted that to get out - but there ought to be some kind of way to get word out like that, especially since there are so many great, unknown blogs out there. I think everyone can vote on Friday.

1/12/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like them hot, brunette, bossy, and with tartar free teeth.

1/12/2006 12:54:00 AM  
Blogger robotman said...

You got some serious business going on over here.


You are the center of the universe, but more like the moon.

I'll vote for your teeth.

1/12/2006 02:23:00 AM  
Blogger dan said...

Does it ever make you feel inadequate when people are churning out their best blog posts and you're beating your head on the keyboard waiting for words to come.

Someone else is not doing so bad right now herself... nudge, nudge.

Dirty secrets? I don't have any. None.

1/12/2006 04:06:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Wombat: Glad we got that straightened out.

bizman: you she is brilliant.

Doug: I am available to praise the hotness of anyone.

mojo: what part of the blog universe are you mojo?

joe: I am a fine member of whatever you said aren�t I?
He's not my Wombat but I'm glad you feel the expert in this area. He , at times, seems older than you. I ahave always assumed you were over seventy.

Indie: good I'll have to head back over there.

robotman: my teeth get s lot of votes and yes serious, serious business.

dan: no to be honest I don't really care but then again I'm just a snotty college student. I'm sure there is a dirty secret somewhere although you may be more likely that some to tell yours.

1/12/2006 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

pia: I just knew it was tax related. They can't wait to get their hand on that fifty dollars I made last year.

1/12/2006 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

Alice, that's the easy way to be easy.

1/12/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Cranky Liberal said...

Oh you little sweetheart, thanks for the big plug. Hmm that doesn't sound right does it? I mean uh thanks for plugging the new Bring It On! site and saying you will miss the CLP. Have no fear though, this place gives me even more room to lay down the smack on brain dead conservatives. We will get that password thing worked out for you - you HAVE to come write over there. The world needs you mix of politics and hotness. Well, at least we do.

1/12/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous johnm said...

Gone are the days where calling you hot incited a riot. A small riot but a riot.

The internet needs you more than thee.

I like the name Pia.
Thinking first female child here.

1/12/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger weirsdo said...

I no I all ways tend to take the world by suprize!!!!!! and its all rite, Smart Alic!!!!!! I'm not reddy for that much ritin' anyhoo!!!!! Id rather tumble my way in to there hart's!!!!!

1/12/2006 12:53:00 PM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

What a pluggalicious post. Be careful though, it may make some of your loverly admirers feel left out...

Not talkin' 'bout me. Bohemians are understanding like that and I am still in shock back at my place.

I left you a note over at Leigh's. Din't mean to make you hurumph!

Oy Vey! ;-P

1/12/2006 03:41:00 PM  
Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

Miss bohemia don't feel bad I have been commenting on this thing for a long time and just now have been granted the honor of being added to her sidebar.

I'm tripping over myself in ecstasy now that I noticed you added me to your sidebar. I feel my persistence has paid off. As a matter of fact my son said to me �Daddy why are you crying:. ;)

I don�t know what I did to deserve this honor but thanks.

I thank MJ through whom I found you and you through whom I found Pia and GOTB somehow between you and MJ I found her. I do like the new Bring it On and will spend more time there as time allows. Good place for MJ, I agree on that.

1/12/2006 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger protagoras said...

AIW, No awards for me, cause I yankified my blog. Found out I like commenting on others blogs much more than writing one.

Peace out...

1/12/2006 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Doug: Should I have chosen the hard way to be easy? ?

Cranky: No little sweetheart I but thanks and the plug was gratis for all your hard work.

John: I like the name as well but don�t look my way.

Pansi: I fear for the world while you are in it.;)

Mizzy Bohem: I think the plugs come on the spur and there are enough to go around. I knew you were in shock anyway and didn�t expect you around much until the recovery phase begins. I�ll check out the note.

Bizman: I can think of better ways to wallow in ecstasy but whatever. I�m sorry I made you cry your persistence won you a place in my sidebar and my heart�.now if I only had a brain.

Man is a measure of all things, as you well know, even his blog.

1/12/2006 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger Day by Day said...

Sorry I have been bad about getting around to my blogger pals... Busy life, I suppose...

I too am missing MJ's post, the ole Wombat and Zen... Pia is awesome as always... the other's I will have to check out...

1/12/2006 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger mojo shivers said...

I think I occupy Titan or some other small moon. I'm happy with my place in the universe.

I honestly don't know what I'd do with all the attention other bloggers receive. I'd seriously be worried about it affecting how honest and upfront I am about who I am and what I write about. The minute I start catering to the audience is the minute I start losing what little audience I have.

1/13/2006 03:12:00 AM  
Blogger Brad said...

Semi Bless'd??? Well, I guess that's ok since I have just been called to the National Enquirer of blogs... I guess someone has to entertain the masses.

1/13/2006 09:42:00 AM  
Blogger Coyote Mike said...

I don't know how to add buttons on my blog. Once again, technology unites to make me feel inferior . . . until I find that little on/off switch that puts me back in control.


1/13/2006 09:44:00 AM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

To echo Wombat, thanks for the vote of confidence! I'm getting back to full strength after a pretty rugh week, but I think I'm back. Sorta. :-)

Okay, back to work. TGIF. And TGFMLKD.

1/13/2006 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Sar said...

Another Friday will admirable links.

Now, whenever you're ready, it's virtual ladies'night out. C'mon over!

1/13/2006 05:24:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

shayna: perfectly understandable carry on. Keep that tea, honey and lemon handy.

mojo: titan a perfect place for you. You write in a certain genre which would certainly be affected should you start pandering to an audience and I agree with you in some respects. I do not write the same way I used to.. now I spell and grammar review where as before I just wrote fast and posted. I do not enjoy pretense but I do not post the same kind of posts I originally did, back when no one read this thing, and I've often considered removing old posts even but I do see your point. Food for another post I see.

Brad: Semi... as in half... as in not full... as in not enough.

Maybe we can change it to the international enquirer. More like the blogg times book review I fear.

coyote: it's quite simple really take two seconds.

zenpro: yea it's hard when all the mojo, so to speak, has been zapped. I hear fish oil helps.

Sar: does it involve sexual exudation???????? If so I'm in.

1/13/2006 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

Glad my name is liked; glad you're not going to help replicate it. Sad you won't write for BIO

But will write glowing accolades in my new feature at Courting; "if you want to be reviewed come to the only person who actually knows how to do it."* Then again might not start the feature but will give you glowing accolades anyway

*Used to review for, not quite, a living. Picked Secretary as best film of 2002--and it's the only one I remember in detail. But I'm not quite mainstream.

Meant to add to my comment at Sar's how impressed I am that you killed somebody. I tried

1/14/2006 03:23:00 AM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

Wait... You're not writing for BIO, Alice? After you convinced me to?

1/14/2006 10:26:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Miz A~ Miz B is there... can there NOT be sexual exudation?!?!? Venga chica, it's party time!

1/14/2006 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

pia: Yea the murder was a secret until now...damn internet.

wombat: we'll tawk

Mizzy B: I thought you were bringing your in-laws so I decided to stay home. ;)

1/14/2006 11:57:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Oh to clarify....because even though I have had a long day..........someone pointed this out to me... I didn't say no I wasn't going to post at BIO I left out a COMMMMMMMMMMA

I meant, no little sweetheart I, but ......see changed the meaning of the whole thing.........damn Mrs "wears twinsets and pearls and reeks of jasmine" was right.

1/15/2006 01:53:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...


The whole point of the night was to take me AWAY from them! *Sigh*

Too bad, you missed one hot night!

1/15/2006 07:56:00 AM  
Blogger Cranky Liberal said...

See I understood you, which was important since you were answering me. I guess I have a gift for "getting" the grammer impaired ;)

1/15/2006 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

mizzy, Oh damn I missed the proverbial boat again.

Cranky: See I knew you'd get it.

Sad...I have been beack to school less than four hours and the first place I go on this computer is to the blog. ;)

1/15/2006 02:17:00 PM  
Blogger EsotericWombat said...

So we're an embarrasment? =P

1/15/2006 08:58:00 PM  
Blogger Cranky Liberal said...

I get it as often as I can. Humor I mean.

1/16/2006 09:02:00 PM  
Blogger SquareGirl said...

Awww sweetie, maybe that is because one of them belongs on the left...perhaps that is enough Saphire for you...

1/18/2006 01:14:00 AM  

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