Hanging Ten or Just Hanging
I found our surf instructor through a guy in the gift shop; the surf instructor the hotel hooked us up with was not to my liking for a reasons I will not disclose here. (You all like a good mystery don�t ya?)
This guy I found in the gift shop delivering "real Hawaiian� gifts to one of the gift shops here. (Real as opposed to fake as there are several levels of shops in this resort. 1. One being the one that sells all the fake stuff from Taiwan and the usual assortment of hang ten and I got leid in Hawaii shot/beer glasses. Tell me whose mother is going to put an �I got leid� in Hawaii magnet on their refrigerator? 2. The art shop which sells decent enough art prints by various artists with around fifty percent being local artists. 3. The clothing shop where they sell a rather eclectic variety of beachwear of the more expensive type and a few things you might actually wear while in the water and 4. The shop that sells stuff actually made in Hawaii. It is of course the most expensive shop here) The surf instructor was the brother of the gift shop delivery guy ( Anna my brothers gf and I) took lessons from him as the gift shop guy convinced him do us a lesson even though he does not usually give lessons to �mainlanders� because they are �soft� �complain a lot�, are litigious�, and think they can surf when they can�t and therefore get themselves into all kind of trouble of which he had � no desire to deal with�.
My cousin,(who is not my cousin anymore than my uncle is my uncle but whom any relationship other than platonic would seem rather incestuous)
can surf really well being the crazy Aussie he is, but refused to give us lessons as he was not going to be responsible for our demise.
Those were a couple of interesting few days and believe me it is so worth hooking up with the people that actually live here.
Anna (my brother�s gf) has quit trying to surf after getting rather beat � up the other afternoon and then supposedly getting some kind of sting on her foot. I find this hard to believe I think she just wants to go to the spa and get her hair done and lay a round the pool drinking all day. My cousin and brother are playing golf and so I am left to my own �devices? Or is it vices?
They are all a twitter here with Jack Johnson�s Grammy nomination.
They do love their home-boys; I haven't looked hard enough for him I guess as I haven't come across him yet even at the park which hosts the pipeline. I thought for sure he would be there. ;)
Big push to save the north shore and there is some hostility toward the establishment we are staying at. I am all for saving the Northern Part of this Island as it is quite gorgeous. The lack of roads doesn�t bother me at all and whatever. I could indeed live here; if only for a time.
Time to do something as it appears I have had my first morning of
doing absolutely nothing except talking to various people on aim , one of them being Wombat and as he said "pretty please" when asking for a few nude surfing pictures... he got them. ;)
As language has its own logic as does this blog.
Post is a little spacey but I am a little spacey today. Peace Out.We could close our eyes its still there
And oh, Its such a crying crying crying shame
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The only thing lamer than something that says "I got leid in Hawaii" are the things that say "I got leid at the Gamma Gamma Gamma Sorority Rush" or similar idiocy.
Hope you have fun and don't accidentally kill your surf instructor by running him down with your board while on a run-away wave.
That's funny, I seem to remember that the way I worded it was, "Hello."
Make the last few days count, will ya?
Bully for you, sugar. You would never find me trying to stand on the water instead of swimming in it.
Though, a cute surf instructor may be enough to change this callous girl's heart. One never knows these things.
Fort Knox. That is the name of the place. And it's mostly gold they keep there.
Nice legs breasier.
If you prefer older men why are you giving nude pictures to the young wipper snapper? I am sure there is a call for pictures among the elders.
It's an honest question asked in good faith.
Only you would have a cousin who is not your cousin, I assume he is related to the uncle who is not your uncle.
Have a helluva last few days. Unless you decide to make Oahu your permanent residence.
The only girl I ever knew who surfed was pretty wild.
Ah, nothing like a holiday in the islands :) If you're on Oahu, check out the flea market near in Honolulu...much cheaper than the surf shop in terms of buying HI-stuff.
As for the nude surfing photos...Wombat got them? Awww...that's no fair ;)
Have fun with the surf...and surf instructors :)
I married my cousin who was not my cousin. After a while I figured "screw the platonic crap" and jump the guy... hmmm... I forgot what I was gonna say originally... the spacey thing must be contagious! MY GOODNESS!
You figure that from all my time living in California I'd get around to learning how to surf.
But no such luck.
Glad you are enjoying yourself... surfing it up...
"as language has its own logic so does this blog."
Love it, love it, love it
Went to Hawaii going on three years ago. found it very beautiful, and less homey than Europe. better stop before I dig my own grave
oh hope you continued to have a great time, and yes Cooper, the blogosphere was a lonlier place without you did feel disoriented ;-)
At least you are hanging something! ;)
I didn't know Wombats were such lucky creatures.
But, as GIJoe says: "Knowing is half the battle."
That doesn't sound like work. Well done.
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