Just Help Yourself

Musings on a Tuesday morning; which, is actually afternoon but who is really keeping track.

Addressing the inevitable questions and statements I get asked all the time (well maybe not all the time but at least once) in my email.

“What kind of guys do you like and how do you like guys to think of you” and “what kind of relationships have you had with guys"?

1. Well I like guys who are who are kind of compliant and they usually are at first.

2. Then they get to know me and it’s more like this.

3. Inevitably it ends up like this.

Although the last one wasn’t so bad it was more like this

so enjoy


Blogger avereragebusinessman said...

That was funny, thank you for the laugh I guess it explains a lot or nothing but as this is wonderland or not I expect it to be so.

I love that Jack Johnson song.

2/07/2006 03:46:00 PM  
Blogger The ZenFo Pro said...

Lol...I'm now completely baffled, woman.

Wow, that's a pretty firm statement. Agree with the businessman on this...it does explain quite a bit :)

2/07/2006 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous pia said...

Windows XP wanted me to download the files; don't have time now, frankly but will be back

Thanks for the "post" comment; you're too frigging much

2/07/2006 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous johnm said...

One thing I give you and that is that you always told it like it was.

And the truth shall set you free.


cracking up

2/07/2006 09:13:00 PM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

Bizman: I love that song as well. or not is always the answer.

zenpro: I thought it was relatively clear. Non?

pia, pia, dear pia: It is relly not a download of any significance it take three seconds and the music starts....unless you have dial up and if you do then don't even try. It does ot contain any deleterious files I took these music clips off a popular UK site.

john: uh huh, it will set you free as well. ;)

2/07/2006 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous shayna said...

hehehe... love it and jack johnson is so freakin' hot... thanks for the sizzle! ;)

2/07/2006 11:22:00 PM  
Blogger dan said...

I'm surprised guys last long enough to be compared to Jack Johnson.

2/08/2006 02:09:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

dear dan it was the song that was being referenced not the dude.

2/08/2006 02:19:00 AM  
Blogger Indeterminacy said...

Thanks for the glimpse in the hall of mirrors that is Alice. Clever collage of music.

2/08/2006 04:59:00 AM  
Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Clever, clever señorita Alicia! Keep 'em guessing!

2/08/2006 07:55:00 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Damn! I am at work and can't dl a media player...I'll have to look at it when I get home. Phooey!

2/08/2006 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger Alice: In Wonderland or Not said...

It was just a fun thing to post as I was in ahurry and had nothng to contribute to the world of cyberspace at that thime.

2/08/2006 12:34:00 PM  
Blogger Sar said...

What a fun post. The last video was very cool. I always wonder how they do the lyrics to match in backwards film.

2/09/2006 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laughs and smiles Alice. I read this when it went up but was not in a position to listen to or look as the liked information. Well worth the wait. Sorry I’m late.

2/10/2006 05:12:00 PM  

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